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Exciting new portmanteau!
"Resockling," from RECYCLING and SOCK! I put off doing laundry and wore the same socks today that I wore yesterday, and I guess it's true what they say about "life imitating art!" Oh yeah, I've since done some laundry.
New York City big shotsFirst of all, nobody was walking any dogs, which eliminates roughly half of the ( Read more... ) -
This is how Anthropology majors are made
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I never understood the frequency, uh huh
Here's a crazy thought: if I take my third year in Italy (as I plan to), and stay in Guelph next summer (as I may have to) for classes I can't take in Italy, and spend the summer of my third year in Europe (as I would be a fool not to), this past summer may be my last normal summer vacation. At least I didn't think of this until the summer was ( Read more... ) -
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I was flipping through one of my brother's Cigar Aficionado magazines and got to the part where they actually rate recent cigars. Their scale is ( Read more... ) -
just a summer romance
I go outside at night, and without any special perceptiveness on my part it is clear that there is an uninterrupted wash of bug noises. There's crickets (or whatever) that I only hear a couple of, but there's also other things (too horrible to imagine) making high pitched EE EE EE noises continuously, so there is no division of time in which ( Read more... ) -
Honey Bunches of Oats
What's the deal with Honey Bunches of Oats commercials? I don't have a problem with fake-real commercials where a guy in a locker room says "I used to have acne so bad I could barely even leave the house" or a cameraman holds a microphone out to a person on the street who says something implausibly favorable about what shampoo they use. But HBoO ( Read more... ) -
You claim to love the darkness. Go then, and dwell there for all eternity!
GUYS I meant to update this journal before going to Alaska, and now it's almost 4 AM on Sunday and I need to take a shower and finish packing and then I'm getting in a car and going to the airport and flying to Alaska. I forget what I was going to update about. I know a part of it was gonna be the spam mail I've gotten to my Guelph e-mail address ( Read more... ) -
People would think that I was just good fun!
To conclude my Bonnaroo saga, after Ween I went to see the Police. At this point it is well-known that the Police reunion tour is very mediocre and confusing. Their stage was the What Stage, which was a large venue indeed! I probably wasn't any further from the stage than I have been in varies arena settings, but I was in a flat field and I ( Read more... ) -
Joel Siegel is in Heaven Now
One thing I had heard about Gogol Bordello that I was unable to venomously, irrationally dismiss was that they put on a heck of a concert. So when it became clear that in order to get a good spot for Ween, I would have to forgo Soviet murder/piano sensation Phil "Regina" Spector and see Gogol Bordello, I took it in stride. And it turns out the ( Read more... )
