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Chris Benoit is in Heaven Now
My last dream before waking up this morning was full of animal dicks getting jacked off. I won't say where it took place or who the people jacking off the animal dicks were, because that's personal, but the first instance was a person sitting on a couch jacking off a medium-small dog's (Maybe a JACK RUSSEL TERRIER?) huge humanoid dick. While he ( Read more... ) -
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I'm starting for Bonnaroo tomorrow morning, I'll try to keep notes so I can tell all you all about it! -
Here's true power!
This entry is about guys using "Sweet Child O' Mine" lyrics in their AIM profiles and away messages ( Read more... ) -
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It would be cool to be the pastor of some diluted protestant sect, so my services during Holy Week could all be built around their corresponding Jesus Christ Superstar songs. In fact, they wouldn't be built around them. The services would all be 5 to 25 minutes long, constituted entirely by the relevant song(s) and a mandatory collection plate. ( Read more... ) -
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I hate it when, due to a communal scoop and proximity to FUCKING VILE FRUIT OR COTTON CANDY ICE CREAM, I get a cone of cookies and cream and it tastes like MOTHERFUCKING COTTON CANDY ICE CREAM. I hate cotton candy ice cream and anyone who likes it. If you like shit that tastes bad, stop foisting it on ME by allowing ice cream places to serve it ( Read more... ) -
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What Girl Drink should I get when I go to a tacky Applebee's-style restaurant for my birthday dinner ( Read more... ) -
No Shave November Upd
I saw THE WHO tonight and I have my English final in 8 hours so LIST ( Read more... ) -
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Yesterday my focus was a LASER slicing up calculus so hot and so neat that it stood there smirking for a second and even took a few steps toward me before it looked shocked and fell apart into bloody chunks. But my focus TODAY? My focus RIGHT NOW when it matters the MOST is a yellow 30 watt bulb swinging slowly back and forth in a basement while ( Read more... ) -
No Shave November Update 1
My first No Shave November update should have been on November 1, but the reference pictures would have just been me without very much facial hair, and haven't we all seen that enough? Aren't we all pretty sick of that? Also, I didn't think of it until just now ( Read more... ) -
How many times have you listened to Monster Mash today? The answer is "Not enough times"
I want to teach English as a second language. Not out of any interest in teaching or helping people, but to hear all of the adorable practice conversations. I was thinking about that during an activity in Italian a while ago where we had to write a Dear Abby (Caro Abby) style letter and answer one written by another group. I thought about how ( Read more... )