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I lit my neighbor's car on fire last night ( Read more... )

I'm about as strait as they come, but this article probably made my day ( Read more... )

I'm a little dissapointed in the role John Edwards has been relegated to this election. It's like his only job is to tell everybody what an awesome guy John Kerry is. Or maybe, almost as an afterthought, to attempt to sway the Southern vote, which isn't going to happen. Edwards has as much of a chance of delivering North Carolina as he does ( Read more... )

Walked past the waterfountain just now (The same one somebody had tried to pour Ramen down).

There's an old apple sitting right on top of the drain.

Just sitting there.

I'm never drinking from that fountain again.

Woah. Twenty. Two decades. To tell the truth, I'm actually a little surprised I've survived this long ( Read more... )

Public service announcement el deux.

This goes out to the cockbite who tried to pour Ramen down the water fountain's drain.

I'm gonna find you fast, kill you slow.

Totally done with all of that damned Systems homework.

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Public service announcement ( Read more... )

Drunken poooooosst

Ten shots of vodka, plus some other shit. The vodka was that apple flavored-kind, which was nice at first, but now everything tastes like fucking apples

I hate fucking apples

I really fucking hate apples

Also, somebody's blasting country music, which I fucking loathe and I'm going batshit

Goddamnit.