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[alex_pope]

Okay, kids. You may or may not have noticed that no extraneous issue of the paper has been printed. You may also have noticed that Jane is trying to sell a crushed rosebush. You may also notice that I have not slept in two, going on three days. You may have not noticed the fact that I am whining about this fact without pride or shame.

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[vulnerable_bede]

Huh, right, the newspaper, I don't think I can really do anything for ya on that front, kinda busy with piles of schoolwork. I heard you kinda begged and and threatened and coerced articles outta people for the last one though. I dunno. Man, if that's true though, you're really kinda lame, Pope.

[OOC: *rimshot*]

[alex_pope]

Oh, honestly, fuck you. And do you know, you're not the only one with piles of homework.

[vulnerable_bede]

...uh, that was kinda mean. I'm not sure whether we're allowed to swear at this school anyway.

[alex_pope]

Fine, whatever. And we're not. And this isn't school. For the love of God.

[neddy_l]

What's been going on? Oh, nothing really....

[ejbronte]

It's their version of foreplay, I believe.

[burning_blake]

If that's the foreplay, I really don't want to see the...whatever. I'm not going there.

[chrissyrossetti]

Likewise.

[__shakespeare]

I'm probably the worst assistant-editor ever, but I've been too busy getting laid to worry about the paper. That does not, however, seem to be a problem for you, so have fun obsessing over the second issue. I'll contribute something to it, if I must.

[eliza_phelp]

Come contribute something to me. I want to see a bad movie. One with blood. Lots of blood. Either come over, or let's go to the movies.

[__shakespeare]

Okay, lets go to the movies. Though not something too completely gory and disgusting, okay?

[alex_pope]

I won't force you to write articles. I don't care!