There you go again
Off on your horse
Sword out and ablaze
With a clean schhhhlick of steel
For another damsel in distress
(NB. To be read as: girl in a pretty dress)
She's crying so prettily
And the flashes of her thigh
Beneath the conveniently torn skirt
Are wondrous to behold
And the colours on chivalry's banner
Bring out your eyes just so well
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