Sherlock Holmes fic! PURE UNDULATED CRACK, right this way.

Title: Sherlock Holmes and the Ghost at the Avocado Grove
Fandom: Sherlock Holmes (2009)
Summary: Sherlock Holmes Israeli Kibbutz 1980s AU.
Warnings: Sherlock Holmes Israeli Kibbutz 1980s AU.
Notes: Thank you to my wonderful betas, kisahawklin and monanotlisa, alll remaining mistakes are my own. Cultural notes ( Read more... )

So recently I've gotten really addicted to this bowl of crack known as Spartacus: Blood and Sand. It's got lots of mostly-naked hot guys, horrible, cheesy dialogue, and woman who innitiate and enjoy graphic sex on screen. Oh and gay gladiators who also get graphic sex scenes, did I mention that? Oh, AND LUCY LAWLESS :D Anyway, it's a very ( Read more... )

Title: Three Things That Never Happened to Irene Adler ...And One Thing That Did
Fandom: Sherlock Holmes (2009)
Pairing: Irene Adler/Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Rating: Teen (*WEEPS*)
Summary: The future is sometimes not what we imagine.
Beta: by the lovely miarr, all remaining mistakes are my own.

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Title: Stuck in Orbit
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Rating: Porn
Pairing: Uhura/Kirk/Spock
Summery: "Next time you fuck my boyfriend I'm making you in charge of the cleanup," Uhura says.
Notes: A PWP dedicated to zvi_likes_tv, myself and Elvis, on the occasion of our mutual birthday.

( I haz writed you sum pronz )

So, I recently asked people for prompts, and um... got a few! Here are the results:

1.Eric is imprisoned in Camelot on account of him being a magical creature. (Merlin/True Blood)

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O HEY! So, I usually only update this LJ with fannish creations already completed, but this time I'm taking prompts for fics/snippets over at my personal LJ (the results will probably be posted here) so if you guys would like to prompt me, please feel free to do so either here or on that post. :)

It was bound to happen eventually and bbs, I am so happy it finally has.

Title: A Deeper Hue
Pairing: Godric/Eric
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Vampire adventures through the ages.
Words: ~2300
Author's note: This is not the fic I originally wanted to write, which is both good and bad. Much thanks to miarr for squee and thoughtful suggestions along the way ( Read more... )

OMG you guys seriously this week has been kind of hell on wheels for me, but in less than two days I'm going to IRELAND! WOO! So um. Here's a picspam to brighten up your week, whether it be gloomy or sparkly.

( I just love watching two men together )

True Blood picspam for 2x09!

( they only like me for my sex skills )

So I made 2 True Blood picspams last night HERE'S TO HOPING MY INTERNET WILL NOT DIE ON ME IN THE MIDDLE OF POSTING as it did last night.

( evil whores of satan )