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lindsay only smokes parliaments, you bitch!
This will most likely be my last entry on livejournal. I have had it since October 2004.
( 2007 year in review ) -
"I've never known any trouble that an hour's reading didn't assuage."
If you haven't gotten me a Christmas present yet, don't fret. My dad has set the bar for worst possible present ever. He got me a computer charger. Not just any charger, a spare one he had lying around. Not just any spare one, a spare one he took from work. Luckily its funny enough that I'm not really bitter about it ( Read more... ) -
It's beginning to look a lot like..
My mom has a bit of a fetish for all things decorative and unnecessary. I don't know if that sufficiently explains why we have 4 separate Christmas trees, but... we do. Thought I'd post them here so yall can see what REAL Christmas spirit looks like and be ashamed of your houses with a measly amount of Christmas trees.
( Jesus loves Christmas trees ) -
questions for the ages #2
We're instructed to brush our tongues to prevent halitosis/bad breath, because smelly bacteria breeds back there. Yet when we do so, an inherent reflex makes us gag. When I so much as brush halfway back, I very nearly vomit ( Read more... ) -
its crudite... swahili for salad
I'm becoming one with the couch, getting fat, greasy, breaking out in pimples because all I eat is junk food and box wine. My eyebrows are in severe need of plucking, but my boyfriend is 1000 miles away so what's the point. I sleep until 2pm every day and then alternate between watching tv shows on dvd and crap reality shows on tv. (Right now its ( Read more... ) -
she looks like something you could order at a dodgers game
I'm tired of the couch potato life. I've been out of school since October and I'm slowly losing my mind. Does anyone have any books to recommend? I need to stay sharp, I'm taking 18 hours next semester and I don't want to go into it with a brain composed entirely of America's Next Top Model marathons. -
Questions of the Ages #1
How did Joel Madden go from dating Hilary Duff to Nicole Richie? -
how do i know he loves me if he doesn't obey me?
Old Navy has these really amazing Christmas commercials and I want to be in them so bad. Like I want to have that cozy beautiful people laughing all the time dinner party.
Watch it here, it'll warm your heart (except for the metallic jeans?):
Funnily enough it doesn't really make me want any Old Navy clothes ( Read more... ) -
Whale-Woman, Queen of the Bitchy Faces
I haven't written for awhile because I didn't want to ruin the surprise that I'm back in Houston. Wheee ( Read more... )
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