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[alleesawn]

and he would throw these enormous yellow ceramic vases at me, and i knew that if one hit me in the head it would probably kill me. but i would dodge it, then pick up the pieces and throw them back at him. there were other people in the store shopping. i would shout at them, "this man is the leader of the democratic party! and he's trying to kill me

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[dontsayroscoe]

Studdard/Obama 2012!!

[geekhooligan]

hm? party?

sorry to be all up in that business, but i really need a party to attend and make an ass out of my shirtless self. i promised teresa i'd shave the beard after halloween, and dammit, i need to put it to use!

[alleesawn]

you are more than invited, daniel. you and teresa should haul your costumed asses over to my place saturday night. remember how to get there? if not, gimme a call. 939-1311.

[iamthequarry]

RUBEN!!!
205, represent dawg!!!

[pinkteam]

that's beyond scary.

[phantom_fett]

What the hell do you eat before you come up with this outstanding stuff? Reason being~ I want some. what it is must work better than Absinthe!!!