I spent much of the day at TG-YK, TOIRLALETISWICJSHWAPOPHWABBB's house, caulking stuff in the basement apartment and painting. When I caulk stuff, I usually get impatient and end up just licking my finger and smoothing the shit out. I went through TWO AND A HALF TUBES of latex caulk, and I can still taste that shit. Bleah ( Read more... )

Creepy, slimy-feeling-inducing Corporate Culture Reinforcement Tools , that's what.

I heard SHOUTING! And GUNSHOTS! And SCREETCHING TIRES! And an OMINOUS SILENCE, broken shortly by SIRENS! And COP RADIO NOISE!

And the stray cats having the LOUDEST SEX EVAR in the weeds under my window didn't even miss a beat.

I MUST have one. No, really- I just took a crap that is greater by several magnitudes than the amount of stuff I ate today, and "I have a matter synthesizer in my asshole" is pretty much the only conclusion that fits the data ( Read more... )

Well, today was my one week anniversary of not smoking any fucking more ( Read more... )

It's been an odd weekend. Unpleasantness with TG-YK,TOIRLAL,ETISWICJSHWAPOPHWABBB, TWO trips to the art store, laundry and groceries and homework.... and NO FUCKING CIGARETTES ( Read more... )

I love my job, sometimes ( Read more... )

Soooo. Not too bad. I -did- have two cigarettes this morning -one with coffee, one after I ate the rest of my leftover sammich- but once I put the patch on, I really didn't notice the lack of smoking. I did have "But I WANT to take seven or so minutes and do nothing!" urges at various points during the day. So I took a little time out and did some ( Read more... )

Yep, that's it. No. More. Cigarettes. EVAR ( Read more... )

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