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Definition of babyhood.
AMNESIA: a condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again.DUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.
FAMILY PLANNING: the art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster.
FEEDBACK: the inevitable result when the baby doesn’t appreciate the ( Read more... ) -
How do you know if you are ready for children,
MESS TEST: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Place a fish stick behind the couch and leave it there all summer.
TOY TEST: Obtain a 55 gallon box of Legos (if Legos are not available, you may substitute roofing tacks). Have a friend spread them all over the house. Put on a blindfold. Try to walk to the bathroom or kitchen. Do not scream ( Read more... ) -
Who in the hell invented headaches???
I haven't blogged or been anywhere near a computer much lately because I have been getting these god awful migraines that I just can't shake no matter what I take for them. If I don't have a migraine I have got a constant headache that literally does not go away....I go to bed with a headache and I wake through the night with one only to still ( Read more... ) -
My day,
Didn't blog yesterday because of killer migraine....getting them every few days at the moment, I think it has alot to do with stress at moment....me worrying about money and Justin not doing enough worrying I think ( Read more... ) -
Dr Who.
I have really gotten into watching the program Dr Who which screens on the ABC on Saturday nights at 7.30, I always tape it to watch for when the kids go to bed....way too scary for DD to watch, when I was just a little older than her (4) the show scared the absolute shit out of me. I might be a huge dag watching it but I don't care, I love it. A ( Read more... )
