I hate bioethics. I hate it because it's boring, because he's hard to follow, and MOST IMPORANTLY, because he voted for Kappa to win maysing when they messed up their songs and win at life enough anyway. So yeah, class draaaaagged on and I stood up to leave 20 minutes early. This was after about 6 people had filtered out before me. But right as I, ( Read more... )

Compliments are clearly the enemy. A couple people told me that I'm funny, that they miss my livejournal, AND I'm back. I also don't want to do my geography reading. That sounds so ghetto. It makes me think of sixth grade when I failed the geography bee in Mrs. Russo's class and Ali beat me and I was so upset because I thought I was smarter than ( Read more... )

So I'd like to take a moment to discuss really awkward "Where do I look?" situations ( Read more... )

Vacation is boring. The highlight of my week has been buying a pair of fabulous sunglasses, with the help of the flamboyant salesman who played "project" with me. Hollaaaa malls on tuesday early afternoon. When did I turn into such a Westchester jew? Vommm ( Read more... )

Recruitment Recap ( Read more... )

Recruitment Boo Boos ( Read more... )

Things That I Would Not Succeed At ( Read more... )

Yesterday afternoon I went to the Lincoln Park Zoo. I was reminded of how sad zoos make me. Does the lion REALLY think that the 2-D mural on the wall of his "habitat" is his homeland? What if he ran towards it and hit his little liony head ( Read more... )

There's a hollowed-out tree near Foster Walker and I've always wanted to shrink and curl up in it and make it my home. I've always been a nestly kind of person who wants the comfort of a cozy little space. How do I know this? Because Tyquann, my black 26-year-old married co-worker this summer, told me all about the homey intricacies of the Cancer. ( Read more... )

I have brown hair. It is so luxurious and exotic that I feel Allison no longer fits my description. I'm taking suggestions for my name change. Names I thus far find fitting: Veronica, Mystique, Destynie, Mahogany, Stephanie. Oh and for the first time in my life I pumped my own gas. This new brunette machine may not have more fun, but she can take ( Read more... )