I made "Marko's Rules for Life ( Read more... )

This afternoon ( Read more... )

"It's getting hot in heeeere so take off all your hoes/I am getting so hot I'm gonna take my hooooooose off ( Read more... )

Does anyone else find it funny that I missed the first College Feminists meeting because I was lounging in a fraternity's hot tub wearing a bikini and being ogled at (with my greek letters written on my stomach/lower back/cleavage, no less. I don't really have cleavage, so I guess we can scratch that ( Read more... )

that last update was kind of stupid and whiny ( Read more... )

If smidgeon suddenly means hefty. Ok, I'm relatively unknown on this campus and, to my knowledge, have never done anything malicious to anyone here. I may not act in ways that protect my best interests, but hey, we all make mistakes, and yeah, I usually stay out of peoples' way ( Read more... )

Ok so a sign hangs outside of Theta that reads:

"THETA welcomes you to the best four years of your lives!"

Yes, I'm having a grand ol' time. But personally, the best four years of my life are going to have to include a lot more sex. If these are my best years, I might as well look into joining the nuns...Sister Markowitzzzzz.

It really pisses me off when unworthy people completely blow me off.
It is mean to call people unworthy.
I am mean.

DIALECTIC REASONING? no time, too much to say, I'm strange and a half, will bone you probably for only a tootsie roll in return, bye

Sorry I haven't updated in forever, I just have no time and too much fun going on. Soph year=awesome ( Read more... )

My mother, about two hours ago, when we were discussing non-airplane options for my return home this Thanksgiving ( Read more... )