THE EXORCISM OF EMILY ROSE IS RUINING MY LIFE ( Read more... )

I'm supposed to do that "Five Things That Make You Happy" list because Kasia told me to. I have to cater to her every desire because she is the only person who reads this. She has to, though, because it's part of our deal...you know, how my mom pays her $5.60 an hour to be my friend ( Read more... )

Saying goodbye to friends is just the pits ( Read more... )

Allison's livejournal will be on hiatus from today, 8/20, until at least Friday, 8/28 (27?? who knows dates these days) due to extenuating circumstances known as the family beach vacation.

I love the word hiatus. It just doesn't sound like it means what it means.

I hate double-update days, I feel that I look like such a nerd who has nothing better to do (note: I am a nerd with nothing better to do) (note2: I have given up all effort of NOT looking like a nerd here- using a livejournal, of all things, to make me appear more sophisticated would perhaps be the stupidest thing I could ever attempt. Besides ( Read more... )

So I have an even more exciting option for when journalism falls through- I am going to host my own talk show on tv. It will be called "Here's What I Have To Say" and each day will have a new topic. Anyone who reads this knows that I can get really excited or intrigued by just about anything, so I'd always have a newsworthy topic. I'd get started ( Read more... )

MYSPACE I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU ( Read more... )

I thought I'd take some time to explain my weirdness Saturday night...but...I don't really need to explain myself...I guess ( Read more... )

Kirstie Alley and John Travolta just turned me on in Look Who's Talking. Lord help me ( Read more... )

1) My closet is haunted. I woke up at 3 to pee on Wednesday, and there was a white pulsating light emanating from beneath the door. a) I've been reading too much Harry Potter lately b) my BLUE flashing shot glasses miraculously got wet and changed color or c) Zorgon the fuzzy gnome truly does exist ( Read more... )