saw the hottest man of my life the other day. i think my jaw dropped and i just stared. because he wasnt like, pierce brosnan perfect or anything. he was like, attainable-hot, you know? i cant tell if ive gone insane or if that makes any kind of sense.

ps- turns out hes 37 and married. major bummer.

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...which it is
so i guess that makes you less vain, and more astute.
ps- im an idiot.

okay, i dont usually post these things
but this was hilarious
thank you vicki

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