Splat!

The tomato landed, with a thud, in front of Cuddy’s feet. It exploded instantly-a Jackson Pollack of juice and seeds and tomato flesh spraying all around her. Some landed on her shoes. A bit of the juice managed to get on her skirt.

She looked up at the balcony to see the offending hurler, as if there was any doubt.

House was up there ( Read more... )

Oh God, guys. Sorry. Just have faith I’ll make it all better…eventually.- atdHouse’s therapy appointment was supposed to be every Tuesday, at 6 o clock ( Read more... )

To make up for the long gap between my last chapters, here’s a new fic. On the other hand, this may not make anyone happy, cause it’s depressing as hell. Five months into their relationship and House and Cuddy had been fighting more than usual ( Read more... )

Cuddy was home, attempting, in vain, to concentrate on the latest issue of The New Yorker as Rachel was leaping from couch to couch and sliding across the floor on pillows ( Read more... )

Author’s Note: To the extremely helpful person who commented about Dominika. You’re actually right. I couldn’t decide if I wanted her in this fic so I left it vague. But a decision has been made! Dominika is officially NOT in the world of this fic. Just assume House was being an immature, pill-popping, hospital-sabotaging, attention seeking jerk ( Read more... )

Turns out, Suzmum was right. I couldn't fit this all into two chapters. . .House’s mouth dropped open ( Read more... )

I'm leaving for Europe in a few days. Hopefully I'll be able to post Chapter 2 before I leave. Otherwise, you're going to have to wait-gasp!-TWO WEEKS.
Anyhoo, this fic starts a few months after Bombshells and eventually covers the time period of Moving On. “This is bullshit!” House said, waving his approval form in the air ( Read more... )

This is a slightly momentous fic because it comes from a prompt from MY SISTER. To say that she merely tolerates my House love/fic writing habit is an understatement. But one night she was feeling particularly indulgent and we watched “Living the Dream” together and then she came up with this rather adorable prompt. This fic actually takes place in ( Read more... )

This is a birthday fic for the Glitter Queen herself Syd (aka partypantscuddy) who gave me the prompt, “House and Cuddy go on a cruise.” Fluff she requested, and fluff she shall get. Syd lights up my life by always being her silly, unfiltered, Taco-Bell-loving, middle-age-couple-shipping, celebrity-whispering, spazzily excited self. Her tumblr is ( Read more... )

This one comes from a prompt by suzmum: What if Cuddy found out about Lydia when House was still at Mayfield? Special thanks to survivachick and Z for helping me fill out the plot and encouraging me to post this (because I was THIS close to trashing it). Still not sure it’s any good, but hey, YOLO, right?One of the most annoying aspects of Cuddy’s ( Read more... )