You people are infuriatingly dense.

Wherever the fuck all of you came from, we aren't there anymore. We're in purgatory for fuck's sake. Why are you trying to contort this bleak reality with the ... mindless social constructs of society on Earth? "Factions"? Politics? A god damn welcoming committee now, and whatever else Dent's got up his sleeve ( Read more... )

... I'm bored.

Playing with Sylar the other night was fun. Playing with his little girlfriend was fun. Even that little skating-rink he made for me (WAS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE A THREAT? HAHA!) was fun. But it got boring. And I haven't had much fun since then at all ( Read more... )

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One time only! Don't miss it! It's going to be a blast!

ALSO, PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT --

I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO PURGATORY BEFORE. SO UNLESS I KILLED YOU, AND I WOULD REMEMBER KILLING YOU, I DON'T KNOW WHAT ALL YOU MORONS ARE TALKING ABOUT WHEN YOU CLAIM TO ( Read more... )

Purgatory?

What, the Gods are too chicken to send me to Hell?

Purgatory is a bad, bad joke.

Five bucks says nobody here can see that, either.

This'll be Gotham all over again. I'm gonna have to make my own fun.