hah, bearded indie guys, don't think we don't have you figured out. and this link proves it once more:

http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=76

just shave. please.

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man, i got ricky the most kick ass present.

okay, well at least i hope he thinks so too. but i did just go out and get it.

[no ricky, is is not johnny depp OR robert smith, sorry. that would involve stalking. i'm not a stalker.]

guy #1:
"Man i had all the time in the world and the shit kept comin, but all i said was to hell with that i dont care, so i gave them all the finger and walked away, then i got my ass kicked but whatever."

guy #2:
"oh gosh!!"

am i the only one that finds the blatant difference slightly disturbing?

today i met a potato farmer.

you know how you expect a potato farmer to be like? [all dusty, wearing overalls, saying slowly and loudly in a southern accent: 'here have some potaters, you can eat em raw. wash em off, there's a hose out back']

that is exactly what they were like.

i wish i could call charles bukowski over the telephone.
it would go something like this:

me: hello charles bukowski.
cb: hello?
me: why are you like that?
cb: like what?
me: the way you are.
cb: what am i like?
me: a guy.
cb: i am a guy.
me: why do you kick ass?
cb: [[click]]

but he's dead.

sadly, mike's not coming back to school anymore

now who will escape from it with me?
*sigh* i guess i have no one to throw desks through the windows with before we jump out of them, but after we announce to the witnesses that we can't take it anymore

...i'll be left all alone like fabrizio

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disturbing news of the day ( Read more... )

"ACHTUNG!allyellowflower may actually be a spider-human hybrid
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