Gerry finally asked me out today.

"What do you call those people who don't drink and are vegetarian? Oh, now I know - lesbians!"

That's probably the greatest thing my nephew has ever said.

[Edit] The point of the entry was that this was a completely random statement made by my nine year old nephew. It was funny. Laugh.

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Building snow forts is fun.

My entire week has been about these two words: aggressive sledding ( Read more... )

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Oh holy mutha - the curse has been reversed!

This is like, one of the sweetest moments of my life. I've been bawling like a little bitch.

I just... can't believe it! I mean, only in my wildest dreams did I expect them to actually win the World Series. And never mind win the World Series... but SWEEP! It's just so very sweet ( Read more... )

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meguinmoo: What do you think will happen if I burn this rubber band? It'll probably burn...

_poeticdreamer: It will melt. And if it does burn, it's because of the red dye.

::meguinmoo procedes to light the rubber band with her lighter::

meguinmoo: Eww, it smells like burnt rubber!

almostfamousmeg: That's because it's a rubber band...

meguinmoo: Crazy sex!

almostfamousmeg + _poeticdreamer: ???

Oh Yankees - WHO'S YOUR DADDY!?! Or rather - WHO'S YOUR PAPI? Muahahahahaha ( Read more... )