Well, that's one less trip to the pharmacy ( Read more... )

Went to the little jazz festival they were having at UMD tonite with Julia and Rae... The music was bad. Some lady kept singing about Africa and New Bedford. Not sure how the two are related. In fact, I'm pretty sure they're not.

Little children started to swarm around where we were sitting, and one almost killed Rae, by rolling into her. We ( Read more... )

Prison Bitch Name Generator

Mine is Famous Anus!

I use to think ironing was the most boring thing ever. But now, thanks to Extreme Ironing, I will never look at ironing as a dull activity again. Finally an extreme sport that my mother would totally go for.

( There's no better feeling than dangling hundreds of feet in the air, and the satisfaction of a well pressed shirt. )

I'm having one of those "where did my brain run off to?" days ( Read more... )

Yay, I'm back!

First off, I need to thank everybody who wished me a Happy 20th Birthday in some form (comment, IM, card, entry, dinner, present, etc.). So, I would like to thank (in no particular order whatsoever):

brockbrock
anoncow
deadkerouac
kaottic97
juliejules4080
lookitsafreak
darkestfaerie
_kindred
wild_rover
_christine_
cluelessdreamer
tammy17
lilrach81
roxiechick
autharise
iluvwaffles
gwyinivere
meguinmoo
tender_embrace
moonlightmuse
theredrage
_poeticdreamer
questoffaith
girly_vamp
suou
sharlsincharge

THANK YOU!!!I spent the 21st with my family. Was very nice. My nephew had a baseball game that day that I ( Read more... )

20 years ago today, at 6:31am at St. Luke's Hospital, New Bedford, Massachusetts a beautiful baby girl graced with the name Megan Elizabeth entered the world.


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life would be so much more interesting if all of this were true.

( The Devil )

I think, for now on, there should be some sort of stipulation for celebrities that have babies. Like, they can have a child, BUT they will not be able to name it. I mean, it was a big deal when Gwyneth Paltrow named her daughter Apple, but that's nothing compared to Jason Lee naming his son Pilot Inspektor. You have to wonder if these people want ( Read more... )