my roomate is the south beach dieters worst nightmare.

everywhere i turn, delicious carbs threatening to suclarose me in.

hey! i triple-doggie-dare you:

to sing and introduce yourself to three new people today using the ol:

"hello my name is simon and i like to draw drawings"

ITLL BE FUN AND YOULL MEET PEOPLE.

so, after waking up this morning and walking outside to fetch my modern poetry volume from my car in a last ditch effort to read, i CANT HELP but notice the NEON colored posters floating up the stairs to my apt.- (there is literally NOTHING else on our hall walls ( Read more... )

THINKING about maybe getting together 5-6 good folk for battle of the bands and just going crazy on stage. some people are into it, others, not so much so ( Read more... )

if you will notice, reader, the current eastern time is 8:08 in the am on a SATURDAY MORNING ( Read more... )

so, tomorrow im leaving to go to austin ( Read more... )

Hey! Wanna have some fun? You can read 10 of my interests generated randomly from my LJ list of more than 60..... FUN!!!!

LJ Interests meme results

1. aveda hair products:
   seriously, like, who lists hair products as one of their interests in life
2. chagall:
   my russian boy holla holla russia
3. crafts:
   
4. good will hunting:
   "i wanna be a shepherd"
   
   
5. kurt ( Read more... )

Not enough hotness in the previous post?

heres a picture of my boyfriend devendra before that damn broad from coco rosie stole him.
( Read more... )

so after making sure this was not a scam, and signing up to be a mystery shopper for at least 3 days, please go to this link and help me out ( Read more... )

ive been so stoked to hang out with people lately. dah ( Read more... )

soooo, while making copies of a stupid american lit. text that is not available to me ANYWHERE, i happen to look up out of my spending phat cash stupor- and see:

A FLYER FOR A DOG-WALKING JOB

which i immediately apprehended and took to reese-

this will be amazing.

i hope its a business, and i get to walk 7 dogs at a time.
really.