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alternatepants

My Modus Operandi is amalgam

Aug 11, 2005 02:17

I am not okay. I'm wine-drunk and living in constant fear. My cigarette is burning short, as is my patience. I can't inhale my choice of herbs in my own home, I don't know where the Keizer P.D. will pinch me next... Fuck it all anyway. Innocence is relative, fuck'n a. Innocence doesn't mean shit when there are quotas to be met and cases to be ( Read more... )

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briester August 11 2005, 23:27:46 UTC

Ask yourself: "Is this the end?"

Then go ahead and realise that the answer to that question doesn't matter; not one iota.

We all end. In the greater scheme of things we'll all end soon. Being bitch-slapped with the friviality of life is all the more reason to live it the way you *want,* not to abandon it to the whims of chemicaly induced coma. (I'm talking about booze, not pot.)

Put down the bottle, and when you get a moment skype me. I'm always around, but you're always 'away.' I'll be in Salem soon, and we'll walk to Taco Bell.

dancingbears August 12 2005, 01:15:05 UTC

Ahem.

What the fuck?

No, seriously. What the hell is going on back on the farm?

briester August 12 2005, 01:20:20 UTC

Max has cancer. Maybe a couple months to live. I'll be up there soon to visit.

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briester August 12 2005, 01:23:58 UTC

AM NOT!

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fucking a anonymous August 12 2005, 01:54:32 UTC

Hey man, keep fighting you'll win this.

Re: fucking a anonymous August 12 2005, 01:55:25 UTC

^Aaron

Re: fucking a alternatepants August 24 2005, 02:52:00 UTC

Thanks for your support, Aaron. You'll have to make it to the duplex for the "Naming the Duplex" Party which I've just now envisioned and haven't told the other room mates about yet.

suessigkeiten August 12 2005, 02:47:27 UTC

i've never met you, but i've heard about you, and i've read your livejournal and i like you. and if you want to move up to portland this winter, i'm looking for a fourth housemate. wish i could help.

dancingbears August 12 2005, 03:56:28 UTC

Max, if you do that, be fully aware that I plan on killing you and living with your corpse once I get out of Job Corps. Sorry, person from Portland I don't know, but them's the breaks.

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dancingbears August 12 2005, 15:17:58 UTC

You can't possibly understand my love! DON'T JUDGE ME! OHGOD

gero_jimbo August 12 2005, 03:27:39 UTC

Did you really think you could get away with this, with a shoe-hocking, movie-making NERD for a BROTHER?!

I fully intend to call you soon. Provided you lose the wine and put on some clothes. :D

alternatepants August 24 2005, 02:55:35 UTC

Did you really think you could get away with this, with an Asian Bistro Cooking, Pizza Dispensing ANGSTY DRUNK for a brother?! I look forward to that call, hatmook.
Also: a role in Highway of Time 3 = LATIN YES!