Athletic ability?! HAH! The only marathon I've ever participated in was on Nick@Nite.

Last night
I had a dream
that my Daddy was literally digging
out my ear
as if I could not hear him say
"I hate you"
in so many ways
even if I were
deaf, dumb, and blind...
even if I were dead.

Well, poo! :(


LJMeme.com Crush Meme

Number of crushes on me so far: 0

I would like to share the last piece I've just read in the kick-ass book "Revolution On Canvas: Poetry From The Indie Music Scene". It rocks. *buh dum bum* Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitresses.

"MALE HOOKER IN A BATHTUB"
Scott GrossOk, so it's a blind chemical machine I'm dealing with here in the frontal ( Read more... )

alvastarr's LJ stalker is grabbingsand!grabbingsand is stalking you because they have nothing better to do with their time. They are also in jail for murder!

LJ Stalker Finder
From Go-Quiz.com

I would imagine that other than being someone's bitch, you probably don't have much else to do in there. Might I suggest that you steal a plastic spork from ( Read more... )

...Random Thoughts That Bombard My Tired Brain Each Time I Lay Down And Try To Sleep

*I have finally come to terms with the fact that I shall never experience some kind of meteoric rise to fame. Rather, my "legacy" will be something more akin to a bottle rocket shot out of a dog's ass.*

But, I do plan on posting that insanely long-winded, in-depth, and, literally, several months overdue update about my hiatus from Live Journal and, actually, 99% of all things Internet-related. Firstly, I wish to spew gushy sentimental stuff to all of you that remained loyal in my absence and even seemingly kept a virtual vigil, welcoming me back ( Read more... )

This is an entry merely to let my overly-anxious, yet incredibly loyal pals know that they can soon stop twiddling their thumbs, as I plan to (finally) update this currently more dead than live journal in the next couple of days. I first must start blowing the dust off this sucker and gather my thoughts into some sort of coherent order. You shall ( Read more... )

*No, this is not another "cheesy cult film" post. In fact, it is a rather serious post to ask my fellow female pals (and those males whom would also like to be of some help, though the matter hits much closer to home with women, and this specific request would be simpler for girls to be of assistance. But perhaps you're a guy with a sister that ( Read more... )

...the son of Joseph and Mary...God in human form...a carpenter...a political figure...a healer...a miracle worker...a martyr...loved...hated...and currently worshipped by a greater amount of people than of any other faith. But did you know the he is also...a Vampire Hunter?!? Oh, yes. It is true, my friends. And the following information shall ( Read more... )