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[alwayspms]

... Yo

So, uh, I'm not going to write poetry anymore, because that's just stupid. Yeah.

Earlier today, I was eating nachos, and scratching my bum, thinking about Quidditch, and I had the most awesome burp ever. It was awesome, yo.

Who can help me with this goddamn thing that is too fucking small and itches like a mother?

Comments

[deranged_gofer]

The only thing you managed is to remind me of the extremely hairy German ladies. (Also, I'm tempted to delete the "ie" out of the last word, if you understand what I'm saying.)

Donnerwetter, Cho! I almost thought you had Der Gay for a while, there.

[alwayspms]

Hairy German ladies? Well, I'm sure they have great personalities. Or something. Hey, I'm itchy.

Eric, would you mind helping me, just for a few minutes?

[deranged_gofer]

Natürlich, Cho, what do you need help with?

[alwayspms]

I need your advice. ...yo

[tart_in_tartan]

Such language, Miss Chang! It is terribly unlady-like. Really, a young woman of your age should be watching what she says, especially in the company of young men. They'll think you 'one of the boys' if you keep up such behaviour, and cease to think of you as a possible...

On second thought, carry on.

[alwayspms]

Yes, Professor.

[potter_mouth]

DON'T DO IT CHO! LOOK AT YOUR BREASTS! LOOK AT YOUR BREASTS!

[alwayspms]

Actually, Harry, that's been-- er, I mean, let's sneak down to the kitchens and get some food! I'm hungry.

[cedeadric]

Well.
This is disgusting.