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[alwayspms]

I just checked my balance at Gringott's, and I think someone accidentally transferred 9,372 Galleons into my account. If any of you are missing 9,372 Galleons, we should go to Hogsmeade to straighten this out

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[reallyquiteevil]

Do not forget those charges associated with living in the castle, Miss Chang. With tax, I require 6,242 Galleons and 66 twigs.

[alwayspms]

Oh, dear. I'm quite certain I've already paid tuition.

In any case, I suppose I can give you this lottery ticket I found on the ground earlier today. It appears to be the winning ticket for 6,242 Galleons.

[reallyquiteevil]

That'll do.

[alwayspms]

I'll owl it to you straightaway, sir.

[ohohohwoe]

This shall not do, this shall not do!!!

Don't look so glum, deary! Merry Myrtle hates to see anyone look so sad! Here's a suggestion that will spiff your life right up: Buy my eleventy-three volume Self Help Guide, which will take you from blah to huzzah in fourty-seven fabulous steps! From the moment you open scroll one to the second you put down scroll eleventy-three, your life will be turned around!

You'll eat right, exercise more, galleons will fall into your pocket, and corns will flee from your feet!!!

I used to be a moaning, moping, miserable Myrtle! But the moment I told myself to "get over it," I turned my death around! And you can do it, too! Just send 9,372 galleons in WizCheck or Owl Note to the first floor girls' lavatory, second stall from the right! We'll promptly ship you our eleventy-three volume guide, so you too can go from Woe to Whee!

Act now and mention this advert, and we'll throw in the Magic KutKo Knife set for all your chopping needs!!!

[alwayspms]

That does sound interesting, but I'm afraid it won't help me. Galleons fall into my pockets regularly (Do you know how to stop it? They get heavy.), and I've no idea why corn would be on my feet.

[tart_in_tartan]

It may interest you to know there's a marvelous sale at Cleolinda's. Absolutely fabulous! Get some of your free Galleons over there at once.

It'll thrill you, chill you, and fulfill you, Cho, darling.

[alwayspms]

I took your advice, Professor; thank you. I turned out to be their millionth customer and have received lifetime access to their collection.

[tart_in_tartan]

How fabulous! Make sure you donate some of it to the needy, dear; there are always some poor witches out there without proper lingerie.

[alwayspms]

Of course. I would hate to think of witches without lingerie.

[drunkirishdude]

You'd better not be planning on purchasing any beer with those 9,372 Galleons!

[alwayspms]

9,372 Galleons of beer is quite a lot. Rest assured I will not spend it all on beer.

[drunkirishdude]

You'd better not spend any of it on beer, young lady!

[alwayspms]

I suppose I don't need to. I've just discovered a small cooler in my bedroom that seems to be perpetually stocked with refreshing beverages and light snacks.

[herbology_dork]

Wow, Cho, the most awesome things always happen to you! What good fortune!

[alwayspms]

Yes, Neville, I suppose things are coming together reasonably. And you, have you been well?