[Part 03] Unfilled Prompts
Single/Unknown
Alfred became a sex-fiend.
America/Peanut Butter.
America playing with Bo.
Americrack - If Palin became president.
Grunge!Alfred.
Rock N Roll! US.
Pairings
After reading the kink meme, America confronts England about totally being pedo for him when America was a colony.
America and Japan discuss "Dragon Ball: Evolution".
America and Sealand have some brotherly bonding in their mutual complaining about "jerk England."
America/anyone, with America's anthropomorphic penis as Florida.
America as a Victorian police and England as an independent consulting detective.
America/Belarus - America tries to cure her of her creepy but failing in an adorable sort of way.
America/Canada - America openly hitting on Canada in a meeting and Canada not getting the hint.
America/Canada, AU. Roomates, Canada reverts to his teen years.
America/Canada, fluffy and really awkward first-time sexin's.
America/China. Cheerleader roleplay sex with twin ponytailed, crossdressing cheerleader!China.
America, dressed as Rocky, brings one of the other nations to a theater where they play the movie Rocky Horror Picture Show.
America/England - America gets jealous of England's fairy friends.
America/England are the only ones oblivious to their feelings for each other. Meanwhile, the other nations talk about it behind their backs.
America/England, bad!sex.
America/England - Cuddling on a camping trip. Feeding each other marshmallows.
America/England->Festivus
America/England The guys give each other lessons in Western and English riding (horses). This leads to riding lessons that don't involve horses.
America/Fem!Canada - Sequel to the sequel for the molest/rape fic.
America finally realizes that Arthur is in love with him.
America/France/America : Nasty breakup.
America/Germany - Arguing over whose beer is better.
America has girl scout cookies. He shares them with someone, and they get addicted to their deliciousness.
America is at his house reading over the manifest destiny, Canada walks in.
America/Japan - A hot, steamy, explicit affair. In an onsen.
America/Japan - First time with each other.
America/Japan - roleplay, America as the teacher and Japan playing the honor female student.
America makes it up to Russia by taking him to Disneyland.
America/Romano - Romano's beloved tomatoes came from America. He's never properly thanked him.
America/Russia - Cold War chess match between players from both Nations in which the Russian player wins.
America/Russia - Food sex.
America teases England mercilessly on Talk Like A Pirate day.
America/yandere!England - Stalking.
Australia/America - DROP BEAR incident, that results in the visiting country in need of some 'local reassurance'.
Australia showing America just how you should probably go about wrestling a huge alligator/crocodile.
Canada/America - America has a fight with England and ends up having spontaneous comfort sex with Canada.
Canada/America - America watching Canada play hockey for the first time, gets turned on by it.
Canada/America - Angry-Canada freaking out at America after an incident with FOX News.
Canada/America Matt decides to take advantage of Alfred being tied up (literally or not)in something and molests him.
Canada/America -- Stanley Cup.
Canada and America together representing Peace(Can) and justice(Us).
Canada x US - Imagining the other is Arthur.
China and/or Korea, offering America sexual favours. For a green card.
Doctor!Alfred gives Arthur a physical.
England/America - America dancing to "Britney Spears".
England/America America tries to prove how awesome he is to England by competing against Sealand on 'Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader' but loses.
England/America - England forcing America back into diapers. *
*Including here because art fill is no longer viewable.
England/America - In which Tony cockblocks England.
England and America having phone sex in anticipation of what they're going to do when they meet up at England's house for the G20 meeting next week.
Female!Maternal!England with little Alfred.
Fem!America/Anyone on the topic of the nineteenth amendment.
Fem!America/fem!Canada. America is jealous that Canada's rack is bigger.
Fem!America and Russia - Russia invites Oblivious!America to see his ‘nuclear missiles.
France/America - During the Revolutionary War. How do France and America come together as allies? How does England take it?
France/America - France "corrupting" America as revenge against England for Joan of Arc.
France/America - France discreetly tickling America's feet/legs during a conference.
France/US - France calls America on his bullshit.
Germany/America - Hate sex.
Greece/USA - Heracles is immensely confused by frat/sorority culture.
Hobo!Alfred x Stoner!Mathew.
James Bond!Arthur and Bondgirl!Alfred.
Lithuania/America: During his outsourcing, Lithuania hits his head and reverts to his knight self.
Nation tries to seduce an unwilling America until he finally admits that he couldn't even if he tried, because it's, well hurricane season.
N!Italy hanging out with America and having a flashback of his days with baby!America.
Rocky Bablboa!America vs. Ivan Drago!Russia - with all of Ivan's subordinates cheering for Alfred.
Russia/America - Assassins/Spies.
Russia/America - High School AU - bitchy rivals hiding their not-so-rivalish relations to the school.
Russia/America - KGB-style (or NKVD ) interrogation and abuse.
Russia/America - Russia took Alaska as a lease and now wants it back (Alaska is one of America’s feet).
Russia/America - www.cryingwhileeating.com
Russia/paranoid!America.
Russia/US - "I will break you."
Russia/USA - RUSSIA!Magazine.
Soviet Russia/America - Antarctica’s “no military actions".
Tentacle!Tony/America.
Turkey/America - America loves exotic stuff and Turkey wants to show something exotic to America.
UK/SouthernAccent!US - Arthur strangely finds Alfred's southern accent completely and utterly sexy.
UK/US - America and England go on a little holiday, get drunk, and tie the knot.
UKUS - England topping the hell out of America. Must include spanking, blowjobs and blindfolds.
UK/US - One of the things America identifies himself with is apple pie, but England is going to remind him who gave that to him in his childhood.
UK/US - Revocation of Independence.
UK/US Standing sex against the wall of dressing room.
UK/US. What if the American Revolution had failed or never even begun?
UKxUS - With a Sonic Screwdriver.
UK/USA - America makes fun of England's culinary skills one too many times.
UK/USA - Playing Fatal Frame.
USxAnyone - Burger King Burger Virgins.
US/Austria - Where Alfred seduces Roderich in the Hollywood Bowl.
US x Canada - America forces Canada to give him a blow job in front of UK.
US/Canada - Alfred rubbing it in Matt’s face that he’s better at hockey.
US/China-Engrish Menu Challenge. US runs up a tab at Yao's restaurant that he can't afford to pay.
USxCockney!UK.
US/France - WW1 "Lafayette, we are here!"
US/Japan. Giant monster battle.
US/Japan - US Occupation after the war. Not dark, but guilt is ok.
US/Lithuania - One night, some innocent snuggling/tickling/a pillow fight turns into slow, sweet, passionate and utterly loving sex.
US/Russia. After the breakdown of the Soviet union.
US/Russia - CBT.
US/Sweden - Caramelldansen.
US/UK 69. With whipped cream and rainbow sprinkles.
US/UK - Alfred starts babbling in Spanish during sex. This turns on Arthur.
USUK - America finally deflowers England.
US/UK - America having sex with England is what turns him into Britannia Angel for a while.
USUK - America invites England to a gay bar.
USUK - America, with a blunt trauma to the head cause him to think that he's kid!America and England has to take care of him.
USUK - Arthur accidently drinks an aphrodisiac tea.
US and UK bickering over fictional detectives.
US/UK - Crack!fic - Awesome and brow beam.
US/UK - England makes fun of America by calling him "Columbia" and America fights fire with fire with "Britannia".
US/UK - French fries vs. chips.
US/UK - One of Arthur's spells misfires and turns Alfred into a woman.
US/UK - Sex in a ferris wheel.
US/UK - Special Relationship, special or not.
US/UK (one-sided) - The mistletoe kiss originated in England. The plant in that country doesn’t harm humans, but… American mistletoe is toxic.
US/UK/US - Sex on the beach, not the drink, the actual surf.
US/UK/US - Iraq War, desert fatigues, and tent sex.
US/UK yandere!UK.
Werewolf!England/America - England's a secret werewolf. This makes sex around the full moon very rough and animalistic.
White trash!US paired with chav!UK.
OC/Non-Hetalia/RL People
Alaska/America/Texas - Love-hatesex because Texas is jealous of Alaska.
Alfred x Clinton (Set during the Clinton years).
America/Andy Samberg.
America/Black!America - America tries to apologize for all the things he's done to her.
America/(fem)Puerto Rico - Rough sex, with America clueless.
America/Georgia - America thinks Georgia-the-country is Georgia-his-state.
America goes backpacking across Europe and tries (to little success) to convince the nations he meets along the way that he's actually Canada.
America gushing over the Obama’s family puppy.
America/Iraq, America calling out Iran's name during sex.
America/Japan - Obama Meets With Japanese Prime Minister.
America's wandering the White House hallways in all blissful ignorance when Bush steals his jacket away and calls security on his ass.
An American 'discovering America'.
Newly elected, appointed or crowned world leader being introduced to their country's nation-tan for the first time.
Reies Tijerina talking smack to America.
Russia/America, or Russia/Obama+America - I love your President, America! He's so TASTY!"
Scotland, America - Scotland meeting tiny America for the first time and bonding with him.
The Boss/(fem)U.S. - Metal Gear Solid X-over.
US/Matt Damon + UK/Ben Affleck - US is fucking Matt Damon, so UK starts fucking Ben Affleck.
Groups
A Hetalia/Sailor Moon xover.
America/England/Canada honeymoon, marriage to survive.
America and England gang-rape either Italy or Germany to make them talk.
America/Japan/England - America and England fighting over an unwilling and slightly frightened Japan.
America running around officiating Axes, or any Axis threesome.
America/Spain/S.Italy - Spanish-American war with angsty!Spain.
America walks in on France bad!touching England and gets angry/jealous.
Arthur and Ivan "politely" arguing in a bar on who should take homea drunk and/or passed out America.
Australia. Hanging out with his big bro's America and Canada.
Boxer Rebellion/China - Some nations want China, Finally America comes and heroically "rescues" China (by sharing).
Colonizing Mars.
England, America, Canada and France go on a talk show to sort out thier 'issues'.
England/America/China - Because America used to belong to one and more or less belongs to the other now.
Fight between England and France over America when France implies to England that he's interested in moving in on Alfred.
Fight club crossover: America is Canada's alter ego.
For a costume party, a bunch of Nations decide to get together and dress like characters who are their nationality that were created in another country.
France/UK/Canada/US - Extremely light on the angst, please.
France/America/Spain with France & Spain tag-teaming America.
Francis and Arthur as embarrassing dads to Alfred and Matthew!
Fr/UK/US/Can - Triple Penetration on Canada.
G8 decide to have an orgy, to fix the economy or for world peace or something.
G8 Meeting - All the countries bring along their younger selves.
G8 Superbowl Game. America drags all the other members of the G8 to watch the superbowl.
Germany/America/France - Germany and France praising/fanboying over Obama to America throughout the whole time they're sexing.
Hetalia Cooking Challenge.
Hetalia - Rocky Horror Picture Show crossover.
Hetalia football uniforms.
Hippie!America, attempting to introduce the other nations to the concept of "Free Love".
Korea, Taiwan and Japan argue about dorama, while China tries to ignore them and America is a complete fanboy.
Nations find some propaganda posters from the WW2 and Cold war era.
Nations telling ghost stories/legends from their own cultures.
Pimp!Arthur, prostitute!Matt and client!Alfred.
Russia/America/England- America masturbates while thinking of Russia.
Russia/Belarus/America - America trying to win Belarus's heart and Russia gets jealous.
Spain and America fighting over the profitable venture of exporting tomatoes to S. Italy.
Split-Personality America during the Civil War with England and France.
The EU nations and America sexing up each other in the face of the economic crisis.
UK/US and Lithuania/Poland. America and Toris as friends.
US, UK, France, and Canada - generic band au.
US, UK, Spain (and anyone else, really) → Battleship Duel.
X-Files/Hetalia crossover!
Alfred became a sex-fiend.
America/Peanut Butter.
America playing with Bo.
Americrack - If Palin became president.
Grunge!Alfred.
Rock N Roll! US.
Pairings
After reading the kink meme, America confronts England about totally being pedo for him when America was a colony.
America and Japan discuss "Dragon Ball: Evolution".
America and Sealand have some brotherly bonding in their mutual complaining about "jerk England."
America/anyone, with America's anthropomorphic penis as Florida.
America as a Victorian police and England as an independent consulting detective.
America/Belarus - America tries to cure her of her creepy but failing in an adorable sort of way.
America/Canada - America openly hitting on Canada in a meeting and Canada not getting the hint.
America/Canada, AU. Roomates, Canada reverts to his teen years.
America/Canada, fluffy and really awkward first-time sexin's.
America/China. Cheerleader roleplay sex with twin ponytailed, crossdressing cheerleader!China.
America, dressed as Rocky, brings one of the other nations to a theater where they play the movie Rocky Horror Picture Show.
America/England - America gets jealous of England's fairy friends.
America/England are the only ones oblivious to their feelings for each other. Meanwhile, the other nations talk about it behind their backs.
America/England, bad!sex.
America/England - Cuddling on a camping trip. Feeding each other marshmallows.
America/England->Festivus
America/England The guys give each other lessons in Western and English riding (horses). This leads to riding lessons that don't involve horses.
America/Fem!Canada - Sequel to the sequel for the molest/rape fic.
America finally realizes that Arthur is in love with him.
America/France/America : Nasty breakup.
America/Germany - Arguing over whose beer is better.
America has girl scout cookies. He shares them with someone, and they get addicted to their deliciousness.
America is at his house reading over the manifest destiny, Canada walks in.
America/Japan - A hot, steamy, explicit affair. In an onsen.
America/Japan - First time with each other.
America/Japan - roleplay, America as the teacher and Japan playing the honor female student.
America makes it up to Russia by taking him to Disneyland.
America/Romano - Romano's beloved tomatoes came from America. He's never properly thanked him.
America/Russia - Cold War chess match between players from both Nations in which the Russian player wins.
America/Russia - Food sex.
America teases England mercilessly on Talk Like A Pirate day.
America/yandere!England - Stalking.
Australia/America - DROP BEAR incident, that results in the visiting country in need of some 'local reassurance'.
Australia showing America just how you should probably go about wrestling a huge alligator/crocodile.
Canada/America - America has a fight with England and ends up having spontaneous comfort sex with Canada.
Canada/America - America watching Canada play hockey for the first time, gets turned on by it.
Canada/America - Angry-Canada freaking out at America after an incident with FOX News.
Canada/America Matt decides to take advantage of Alfred being tied up (literally or not)in something and molests him.
Canada/America -- Stanley Cup.
Canada and America together representing Peace(Can) and justice(Us).
Canada x US - Imagining the other is Arthur.
China and/or Korea, offering America sexual favours. For a green card.
Doctor!Alfred gives Arthur a physical.
England/America - America dancing to "Britney Spears".
England/America America tries to prove how awesome he is to England by competing against Sealand on 'Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader' but loses.
England/America - England forcing America back into diapers. *
*Including here because art fill is no longer viewable.
England/America - In which Tony cockblocks England.
England and America having phone sex in anticipation of what they're going to do when they meet up at England's house for the G20 meeting next week.
Female!Maternal!England with little Alfred.
Fem!America/Anyone on the topic of the nineteenth amendment.
Fem!America/fem!Canada. America is jealous that Canada's rack is bigger.
Fem!America and Russia - Russia invites Oblivious!America to see his ‘nuclear missiles.
France/America - During the Revolutionary War. How do France and America come together as allies? How does England take it?
France/America - France "corrupting" America as revenge against England for Joan of Arc.
France/America - France discreetly tickling America's feet/legs during a conference.
France/US - France calls America on his bullshit.
Germany/America - Hate sex.
Greece/USA - Heracles is immensely confused by frat/sorority culture.
Hobo!Alfred x Stoner!Mathew.
James Bond!Arthur and Bondgirl!Alfred.
Lithuania/America: During his outsourcing, Lithuania hits his head and reverts to his knight self.
Nation tries to seduce an unwilling America until he finally admits that he couldn't even if he tried, because it's, well hurricane season.
N!Italy hanging out with America and having a flashback of his days with baby!America.
Rocky Bablboa!America vs. Ivan Drago!Russia - with all of Ivan's subordinates cheering for Alfred.
Russia/America - Assassins/Spies.
Russia/America - High School AU - bitchy rivals hiding their not-so-rivalish relations to the school.
Russia/America - KGB-style (or NKVD ) interrogation and abuse.
Russia/America - Russia took Alaska as a lease and now wants it back (Alaska is one of America’s feet).
Russia/America - www.cryingwhileeating.com
Russia/paranoid!America.
Russia/US - "I will break you."
Russia/USA - RUSSIA!Magazine.
Soviet Russia/America - Antarctica’s “no military actions".
Tentacle!Tony/America.
Turkey/America - America loves exotic stuff and Turkey wants to show something exotic to America.
UK/SouthernAccent!US - Arthur strangely finds Alfred's southern accent completely and utterly sexy.
UK/US - America and England go on a little holiday, get drunk, and tie the knot.
UKUS - England topping the hell out of America. Must include spanking, blowjobs and blindfolds.
UK/US - One of the things America identifies himself with is apple pie, but England is going to remind him who gave that to him in his childhood.
UK/US - Revocation of Independence.
UK/US Standing sex against the wall of dressing room.
UK/US. What if the American Revolution had failed or never even begun?
UKxUS - With a Sonic Screwdriver.
UK/USA - America makes fun of England's culinary skills one too many times.
UK/USA - Playing Fatal Frame.
USxAnyone - Burger King Burger Virgins.
US/Austria - Where Alfred seduces Roderich in the Hollywood Bowl.
US x Canada - America forces Canada to give him a blow job in front of UK.
US/Canada - Alfred rubbing it in Matt’s face that he’s better at hockey.
US/China-Engrish Menu Challenge. US runs up a tab at Yao's restaurant that he can't afford to pay.
USxCockney!UK.
US/France - WW1 "Lafayette, we are here!"
US/Japan. Giant monster battle.
US/Japan - US Occupation after the war. Not dark, but guilt is ok.
US/Lithuania - One night, some innocent snuggling/tickling/a pillow fight turns into slow, sweet, passionate and utterly loving sex.
US/Russia. After the breakdown of the Soviet union.
US/Russia - CBT.
US/Sweden - Caramelldansen.
US/UK 69. With whipped cream and rainbow sprinkles.
US/UK - Alfred starts babbling in Spanish during sex. This turns on Arthur.
USUK - America finally deflowers England.
US/UK - America having sex with England is what turns him into Britannia Angel for a while.
USUK - America invites England to a gay bar.
USUK - America, with a blunt trauma to the head cause him to think that he's kid!America and England has to take care of him.
USUK - Arthur accidently drinks an aphrodisiac tea.
US and UK bickering over fictional detectives.
US/UK - Crack!fic - Awesome and brow beam.
US/UK - England makes fun of America by calling him "Columbia" and America fights fire with fire with "Britannia".
US/UK - French fries vs. chips.
US/UK - One of Arthur's spells misfires and turns Alfred into a woman.
US/UK - Sex in a ferris wheel.
US/UK - Special Relationship, special or not.
US/UK (one-sided) - The mistletoe kiss originated in England. The plant in that country doesn’t harm humans, but… American mistletoe is toxic.
US/UK/US - Sex on the beach, not the drink, the actual surf.
US/UK/US - Iraq War, desert fatigues, and tent sex.
US/UK yandere!UK.
Werewolf!England/America - England's a secret werewolf. This makes sex around the full moon very rough and animalistic.
White trash!US paired with chav!UK.
OC/Non-Hetalia/RL People
Alaska/America/Texas - Love-hatesex because Texas is jealous of Alaska.
Alfred x Clinton (Set during the Clinton years).
America/Andy Samberg.
America/Black!America - America tries to apologize for all the things he's done to her.
America/(fem)Puerto Rico - Rough sex, with America clueless.
America/Georgia - America thinks Georgia-the-country is Georgia-his-state.
America goes backpacking across Europe and tries (to little success) to convince the nations he meets along the way that he's actually Canada.
America gushing over the Obama’s family puppy.
America/Iraq, America calling out Iran's name during sex.
America/Japan - Obama Meets With Japanese Prime Minister.
America's wandering the White House hallways in all blissful ignorance when Bush steals his jacket away and calls security on his ass.
An American 'discovering America'.
Newly elected, appointed or crowned world leader being introduced to their country's nation-tan for the first time.
Reies Tijerina talking smack to America.
Russia/America, or Russia/Obama+America - I love your President, America! He's so TASTY!"
Scotland, America - Scotland meeting tiny America for the first time and bonding with him.
The Boss/(fem)U.S. - Metal Gear Solid X-over.
US/Matt Damon + UK/Ben Affleck - US is fucking Matt Damon, so UK starts fucking Ben Affleck.
Groups
A Hetalia/Sailor Moon xover.
America/England/Canada honeymoon, marriage to survive.
America and England gang-rape either Italy or Germany to make them talk.
America/Japan/England - America and England fighting over an unwilling and slightly frightened Japan.
America running around officiating Axes, or any Axis threesome.
America/Spain/S.Italy - Spanish-American war with angsty!Spain.
America walks in on France bad!touching England and gets angry/jealous.
Arthur and Ivan "politely" arguing in a bar on who should take homea drunk and/or passed out America.
Australia. Hanging out with his big bro's America and Canada.
Boxer Rebellion/China - Some nations want China, Finally America comes and heroically "rescues" China (by sharing).
Colonizing Mars.
England, America, Canada and France go on a talk show to sort out thier 'issues'.
England/America/China - Because America used to belong to one and more or less belongs to the other now.
Fight between England and France over America when France implies to England that he's interested in moving in on Alfred.
Fight club crossover: America is Canada's alter ego.
For a costume party, a bunch of Nations decide to get together and dress like characters who are their nationality that were created in another country.
France/UK/Canada/US - Extremely light on the angst, please.
France/America/Spain with France & Spain tag-teaming America.
Francis and Arthur as embarrassing dads to Alfred and Matthew!
Fr/UK/US/Can - Triple Penetration on Canada.
G8 decide to have an orgy, to fix the economy or for world peace or something.
G8 Meeting - All the countries bring along their younger selves.
G8 Superbowl Game. America drags all the other members of the G8 to watch the superbowl.
Germany/America/France - Germany and France praising/fanboying over Obama to America throughout the whole time they're sexing.
Hetalia Cooking Challenge.
Hetalia - Rocky Horror Picture Show crossover.
Hetalia football uniforms.
Hippie!America, attempting to introduce the other nations to the concept of "Free Love".
Korea, Taiwan and Japan argue about dorama, while China tries to ignore them and America is a complete fanboy.
Nations find some propaganda posters from the WW2 and Cold war era.
Nations telling ghost stories/legends from their own cultures.
Pimp!Arthur, prostitute!Matt and client!Alfred.
Russia/America/England- America masturbates while thinking of Russia.
Russia/Belarus/America - America trying to win Belarus's heart and Russia gets jealous.
Spain and America fighting over the profitable venture of exporting tomatoes to S. Italy.
Split-Personality America during the Civil War with England and France.
The EU nations and America sexing up each other in the face of the economic crisis.
UK/US and Lithuania/Poland. America and Toris as friends.
US, UK, France, and Canada - generic band au.
US, UK, Spain (and anyone else, really) → Battleship Duel.
X-Files/Hetalia crossover!