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[amillo]

DINNER.

Ahaha.

She smells like some sweet sugary substance. I will turn her into meatloaf for my sandwiches.

Oh, I figured out how to switch to human. Isn't it nice? Dude.

Whee. Meatloaf of Durin.

Comments

*stares dumbfound at your humanoid body*

[manwe_sulimo]

Aule is going to kill you.

I'm sexay.

[amillo]

Aule knows nothing, capishe?

[dis_of_durin]

I hope I taste good, sir!!

[amillo]

me too, sweetie-pie.

Re:

[dis_of_durin]

What a nice hat you're wearing!

[amillo]

Thank you dear. Now hold still while I chew you into manageable pieces for the pot.

OOC

[kazra]

(( *mun falls over laughing*. Craig Charles rules! LOVE!!!!*giggles*))

[daisygamgee]

You look like that horrible man from Robot Wars and the Eastenders Ricky and Binca special with a horrible accent. EVIL.

[amillo]

Aww. I'd turn you into something unnatural, but your paid account has run out and I don't want you to have to delete your icons.

Hmmm.

*smite*

Goodbye memories, darling. You're now a blank slate.

[daisygamgee]

What? Who are you? Where the hell am I? Who the hell am I?

[amillo]

You my pet monkah!

Actually... you are the wife of Samwise Jr. Baggins.

The guy with the eyepatch, to clarify. Go home, little wifey! And say hi.

*waves paw and teleports you*