Dear Santa,
For Christmas I would like a 1979 Pontiac Trans Am Firebird, and a 1969 Dodge Charger in triple black. I will offer sexual favors as incentive.
Kthx, Christina O.

I've been angry a lot lately. And snappy. And really stressed ( Read more... )

I am very frustrated right now. Very ( Read more... )

So, I know we've already gone here, but I want opinions again. Neener-neener, so there.

Lip piercings.
Attractive, unattractive, impartial, sorry-we-can't-be-friends-anymore, sexy, kissably-fun, fuck no - what are the thoughts on the matter?

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I can't stop laughing.
I think I might have even peed a little.
Harry Potter o rly?

I. AM. SO. EXCITED.
Firstly, Transformers was amazing. Actually, amazing is an understatement, but I can't think up a word which denotes 'phenomenal to the hundredth power,' so 'amazing' will have to suffice. I'm totally paying to see it again, probably on opening night. xP ( Read more... )

So, the Honda Civic? It ended up being a dud. Boooo ( Read more... )

Psst. Hey. Hey, you. Guess what ( Read more... )

I'm covered in bugbites, my car smells like wet clothes, and despite two hot showers, I feel as if I still have humid nature funk sticking to my skin. Behold, the signs of a delightfully successful camping trip! xD ( Read more... )

Well before I arrived, he had already established himself as a constant, an unfaltering presence. Soundlessly observing all from the shadows behind the counter, he passed no judgements, nor spoke his mind. A single cool glance could have easily commanded obedience, but such measures would not be necessary in securing my compliance. With his flowing ( Read more... )