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[anasyrma]

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[feuillu]

I went to the gyno at my University Health Center a few years ago. I told her I was a virgin and she fucking clapped. I was so creeped out. Like, what, do you fucking boo the girls who come in and say they're sexually active? NOT THE SLIGHTEST BIT COOL.

And then she told me I didn't need a pelvic exam.

... Yeah, I'm really glad I finally went to a real gyno, even if it was only this past September. C: She is a really nice lady, too.

[kid8dik]

GUFFAW THAT IS THE MOST HILARIOUS IMAGE OF THE DOCTOR BOOING THE GIRLS

[redwhiteandhero]

BOO, YOU WHORE.

[nunganunga_k_o]

That is the BEST way to use it in polite conversation.

[eatsoylentgreen]

my sister had such an exam, when she said she was a virgin, the doctor skipped like four pages of questions

[invisicanuck]

Yeah like I'm not saying women should get pap smears all willy nilly. I'm just saying stuff goes down there sometimes, regardless of whether you're sexually active or not; and to imply that GIRLS WHO ARE SEXUALLY ACTIVE are immediately SICK or something is just kinda

fucking weird.

IN ALL CAPS AND STRUCTURED WITH SUCH ELOQUENT LANGUAGE.

[inpew]

I am the most chaste fucker alive and I went anyway.

Good lord.

[invisicanuck]

Don't try to hide away the fistfull of dicks you have behind your back, I can see you.

[inpew]

that reminds me of that Nick and Norah movie with the uh

Fistfull Of Assholes?

[anasyrma]

Haven't watched it.

[inpew]

ahaha chaste fucker

i am clever

[lysanderpuck]

My mom believes this and so I haven't gone and can't go because she won't believe me that virgins need to go too. (unsure)