Drat. Drat. Drat.

[ancalime]

Well after Denethor blew through looking for Boromir and couldn't find him, he ordered the staff to do a head count. Ever try to count fangirls? First you got to tranq them, but they move to fast for the dart gun. So we had to roll Hama through some sedatives, and let them go at him like a salt lick.

Long story short, we're missing a pirate. There

Comments

[erendis]

Don't worry. You always knew how to tranquilize a fangirl.

((...laughing almost too hard to type...))

[hama]

*SCREAMS LIKE A GIRL*

*faints*

((Thinking of new ways for her to torture him are fun.))

[ancalime]

No! No! Don't stop moving! They'll frenzy!

((You're terrifyingly creative.))

[hama]

*flails weakly*

[ancalime]

*winces*

I bet you get employee of the month for this!