Well Denethor is getting a promotion, the lucky stiff... get it? Man in charge of death? Stiff? Bah. Anyway, it looks like Hama-- the poor dear, will be replacing Denethor. From the guy opening the door at Theoden's house, to the guy opening the doors in Mandos. Not bad. Not bad at all.

Of course he's a wreck. I can't blame him, it's a lot of ( Read more... )

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I took Hama off the wall and cleaned him up. Gave him a cup of coffee and assured him lots women find pierced nipples and prince alberts just perfectly lovely. He's just so patheticly adorable when he's whimpering like that. I may be nice and not lock him in the fan girl ward for awhile.

I have secretly replaced Hama's coffee with dwarf piss. Let's see if he notices a difference. Heh.

I shouldn't torture him so. He's the only available man in Mandos. But it's just so much damn fun.

I spent most of yesterday with mother making paper dolls of Ringwraith ii, and then feeding them to mother's pet hive of paper wasps. They're so cute. Those wasps really liked to chew off his head!

Afterwards we took my kidney out for ice cream and a massage. We bought it comic books, but I stop short at buying a kidney Barry Manilow CD's.

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"Men are the enemies of women. Promising sublime intimacy, unequalled passion, amazing security and grace, they nevertheless exploit and injure in a myriad subtle ways. Without men the world would be a better place: softer, kinder, more loving; calmer, quieter, more humane."
- Ann Oakley

She obvisously never vacationed in Rohan.

Want to know why Mandos is always so fucked up? I'm not going to name names, but it's phone messages like this from ....let's call him FAMA [which just ACCIDENTLY rhymes with HAMA], that contribute to the mess.


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I sortamaybeaccidentallyonpurpose locked Hama in the legolas fangirl ward. I'll let him out after I've done my raiding of his desk for office supplies. I'm out of that stuff you use, so you don't have to lick your fingers.

So I was sucking up to the boss bringing coffee to Namo, and I must have spilled it a little. There's now a coffee ring through several of the forms to be filed, and a stain on his desk.


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