Onion Horoscope for Scorpio, 2005-05-18
http://www.theonion.com/#2005-5-18Scorpio (Oct. 24 - Nov. 21): All right, Scorpio is going to say this for the last fucking time: With an apostrophe, it means "it is" and without an apostrophe, it means "belonging to it." This is really not that hard.