( kiss the girls and make them cry. )

So, Miley Cyrus showed her back in a picture. So what? Britney Spears did much worse around that age... Cyrus doesn't strike me as a hobag.

And why the fuck does Marie fucking Osmond care? Just shut up and record crappy songs with your brothers, bitch.

Fucking Clinton. McCain's a dick, but if Clinton wins the nomination, I may have to move to Germany.

Holy mother of fuck it is hot.

So, someone died, right? Only they didn't REALLY. So why the fuck the tears? They'll be back. Cry for people who don't fucking get another life.

Only don't cry for Charlton Heston. I hated that fucking hack.

April Fools Day sucked this year. By far, the best prank I got was my patient Jonny saying "Miss St. George! I can hear! You've cured me!" Though when I realized he was lying, I felt like throwing something at him. Ah, well. He's eight and it was amusing ( Read more... )

Anyone like chocolate bunnies?

Enough to want a box full?

I'd charge, but I fucking hate chocolate, especially if it's shaped like an animal and staring at me, so they're on me.

Tale boys are assholes. We're just figuring this out, ladies? Jesus fucking Christ on a yoga ball.

( Devin )

"Children of a Lesser God" is on. I love William Hurt. He could sign to me all day. Maybe then my hearing problem wouldn't be so bad. It'd be more like a quirk that gets me laid by hot guys like young, 1980s William Hurt ( Read more... )

[OOC: Yes, I changed her pb. Don't be confused. :) ]Life is pretty fucked up a majority of the time. Face it, it's true. There's wars and global warming and nasty politicians. It can really make someone like myself want to move to Mars to get away from all the shit ( Read more... )