Been cleaning up the Brandywine since all those chemicals got dumped and those plants made. *swigs drink ( Read more... )

My grandniece has taken up kidnapping children ( Read more... )

Being a maia is somewhat boring. All I do is float around the rivers near the shire and a bit beyond and make sure they flow cleanly. Then I go out and get drunk with Ulmo ( Read more... )

So, my little niece is my new co-worker! Hello, darling. *hugs ( Read more... )

I figure I should be dead.

Thank you Ulmo. I'll thank you more once I pull the last piece of shrapnel out of my skull. Disgusting. Oh, there's some dead blonde lady laying over by the side. In her hands is grasped a physics textbook ( Read more... )

Ulmo made me his maia.

...not really that much else to say.

I've been binging on cough syrup.

And I just saw him walk by.

Denial is GOOD for you.

I'm a quiet fellow and never before have I been more proud to be a ROPER instead of a GAMGEE.

A SIX YEAR OLD. Body is beside the matter, but he's SIX YEARS OLD.

I disavow you lot.

A SIX YEAR OLD

Got ressurected.

Went back to the shire.

Realized that shire was nearly completely empty.

Got self nice comfy hole after dumping bits of former owners into the brandywine.

Decided not to think too hard about it.

Debated visiting relatives.

Chose not to after deep feeling of dread overtook self.

Ate dinner.

HappyAndwise.