Comments | andwise: (без темы)

andwise

(Untitled)

May 26, 2002 19:42

I'm a quiet fellow and never before have I been more proud to be a ROPER instead of a GAMGEE.

A SIX YEAR OLD. Body is beside the matter, but he's SIX YEARS OLD.

I disavow you lot.

A SIX YEAR OLD

Comments 43

hamfastgamgee May 26 2002, 17:52:29 UTC

If only I knew my mother's name, then I could at least take that.

Unless...

OH ERU, IS THAT WHY DAD NEVER TOLD US WHO MOM WAS?!?!?!

andwise May 26 2002, 17:59:15 UTC

YOU MISSED THE ENTIRE POINT OF THIS.

HE IS SIX.

DON'T ANY OF YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THIS???

hamfastgamgee May 26 2002, 18:01:43 UTC

YES I DO FUCKING WELL GIVE A FUCKING DAMN ABOUT HIS BEING SIX; THAT IS THE WORST PART!!! AS BELL SAID, IT'S PROBABLY NOT EVEN INCEST INCEST BECAUSE OF HIS NEW BODY, BUT HE'S SIX!!!

BUT I MAY HAVE REALISED WHY EVERYONE IS SO VERY, VERY MESSED UP!

*trying to calm down* Look, you're the oldest. Can you remember mom very well?

andwise May 26 2002, 18:06:50 UTC

GOOD. YOU DID SEE IT.

Sort of. She had brown hair and liked taters..

O.O

You aren't implying what I think you're implying.

Please good natured Aule nonononono

Thread 14

ex_frodooft May 26 2002, 17:53:16 UTC

Yay for Ropers and Bagginses and things that aren't Gamgees unless their first name is Sam and they're married to me. And maybe Rosie too.

hamfastgamgee May 26 2002, 17:55:29 UTC

I'm not calling myself Gamgee anymore.

ex_frodooft May 26 2002, 18:21:32 UTC

Good idea.

You're going to become a Baggins now, aren't you?

Since Bilbo adopted me, are you my new father/mother?

Does this seem somewhat fucking wrong to anyone else?

hamfastgamgee May 26 2002, 18:29:02 UTC

No.

Nononononono.

Never, ever, EVER call me father/numom/daddy/mommy/mother/mama/papa/ma/pa/dada/da/momsie or anything even remotely close to that. I would have to kill myself.

*thinks* Call me Obasan Ojisan. Or Gaffer. Or Ham, even.

Thread 17

angelicabaggins May 26 2002, 17:59:50 UTC

Good for you, man. Good for you.

andwise May 26 2002, 18:08:35 UTC

Thanks.

Re: angelicabaggins May 26 2002, 18:16:28 UTC

No prob, dude.

theodred May 26 2002, 18:23:25 UTC

*CRIES*

andwise May 26 2002, 18:36:50 UTC

There there.

theodred May 26 2002, 18:41:34 UTC

bilbogamgee May 26 2002, 20:23:59 UTC

I'm sorry.

andwise May 26 2002, 20:36:43 UTC

I'm not angry at you, kiddo.

*hugs*

bilbogamgee May 26 2002, 20:39:03 UTC

Everyone else seems angry. Can you make me pancakes?

andwise May 26 2002, 20:41:57 UTC

I'm kind of out of it right now, but I can try. And if I burn this hole down, I can always go to another...

Like apple pancakes?

Thread 6