If you can read this, you have been cut from my friends list. I apologize for the pain you must be going through...I'm just so amazing that no one can be without me. I assure you, you will move on. It will be a long and grueling process (and you may start to hit the bottle as a result), but you are better off without me. Thanks for the good times, ( Read more... )

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this is an entry STRICTLY for the paying of respects to the following:

R.I.P:

John Peel


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i have a question, and ANYONE WHO'S READING THIS, i'd like you to answer it ( Read more... )

"And so I’m a squirrel ( Read more... )

THE YANKEES LOST TO THE RED SOX.

THE APOCALYPSE IS COMING...HOLD ON TO YOUR HATS.

*i cried just a little T_T T-T T_T*

ok, so i'm in the middle of the playoffs, watching johnny damon score YET ANOTHER home run, and a really disturbing though occured to me.

this is the adam lazzara that we know and love:

front:

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these are kind of amusing. i found them on liquidgeneration.com:
-we've got more jugs than the special olympics has hugs.
-we've got more jugs than compton has thugs.
*referencing GALLONS of LIQUIDS, not breasts. or so i hope.*

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keep the noise low. she doesn't want to blow it.
shaking head to toe while your left hand does the "show me around".
quickens your heartbeat.
it beats me straight into the ground.
you don't recover from a night like this.
a victim still lying in bed completely motionless.
a hand moves in the dark to a zipper.
hear a boy bracing tight against the sheets ( Read more... )

i think i've come up with a solution to my guy problem ( Read more... )

well, i haven't updated in a while, so i might as well clue you all in:

i did fairly well at the assembly on tuesday. at least i didn't faint. i ended up walking around school for the rest of the day in a grass skirt because it was my costume for FCCLA. eh. didn't really participate much for homecoming week activities. rehearsal on thursday. mrs. ( Read more... )