Bored
So I was bored an unable to sleep so I did a bunch of letters to santa.... here they are...
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month I put gum in cree_skye's hair (-12 points). In June I pulled xraver18's hair (-5 points). In April I stole eaglesaerie's purse (-30 points). Last Tuesday I broke oxnardbrian's X-Box (-12 points). In May I set kenshinryu's puppy on fire (-66 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-125 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
Andyi_lynn
Setting fire to puppies is bad... :(
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Monday I bought porn for cree_skye (-10 points). Last week I pushed kenshinryu in the mud (-17 points). Last Thursday spot_of_mustard and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In November I committed genocide... Sorry about that, ladyravenshadow (-5000 points). In June I bought porn for 1paper_bag (10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5006 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
Andyi_lynn
I baught a lot of porn in this one...
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April on a flight to Vancouver, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Friday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last Thursday kenshinryu and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last Tuesday I helped cree_skye hide a body (-173 points). In February I caught a purse-snatcher who stole oxnardbrian's purse (30 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-144 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
Andyi_lynn
I never thought I would help Skye hide a body... huh
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In January I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last Sunday I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In October I gave atombombchicken a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In June I caught a purse-snatcher who stole oxnardbrian's purse (30 points). Last week I pulled ladyravenshadow's hair (-5 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-666 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
Andyi_lynn
Asscrackistan... LAMO... For that I DO deserve the moldy sandwich...
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Friday I pulled xraver18's hair (-5 points). In August on a flight to Pakistan, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Tuesday I gave spot_of_mustard a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In October I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In July I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points).
Overall, I've been nice (0 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!
Sincerely,
Andyi_lynn
I broke even on that one :)
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Thursday I gave ladyravenshadow a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In August on a flight to Colorado Springs, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In April I put money in oxnardbrian's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Tuesday I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In October I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-405 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
Andyi_lynn
LOOK... I was Osama!!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month I put gum in cree_skye's hair (-12 points). In June I pulled xraver18's hair (-5 points). In April I stole eaglesaerie's purse (-30 points). Last Tuesday I broke oxnardbrian's X-Box (-12 points). In May I set kenshinryu's puppy on fire (-66 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-125 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
Andyi_lynn
Setting fire to puppies is bad... :(
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Monday I bought porn for cree_skye (-10 points). Last week I pushed kenshinryu in the mud (-17 points). Last Thursday spot_of_mustard and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In November I committed genocide... Sorry about that, ladyravenshadow (-5000 points). In June I bought porn for 1paper_bag (10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5006 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
Andyi_lynn
I baught a lot of porn in this one...
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April on a flight to Vancouver, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Friday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last Thursday kenshinryu and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last Tuesday I helped cree_skye hide a body (-173 points). In February I caught a purse-snatcher who stole oxnardbrian's purse (30 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-144 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
Andyi_lynn
I never thought I would help Skye hide a body... huh
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In January I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last Sunday I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In October I gave atombombchicken a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In June I caught a purse-snatcher who stole oxnardbrian's purse (30 points). Last week I pulled ladyravenshadow's hair (-5 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-666 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
Andyi_lynn
Asscrackistan... LAMO... For that I DO deserve the moldy sandwich...
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Friday I pulled xraver18's hair (-5 points). In August on a flight to Pakistan, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Tuesday I gave spot_of_mustard a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In October I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In July I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points).
Overall, I've been nice (0 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!
Sincerely,
Andyi_lynn
I broke even on that one :)
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Thursday I gave ladyravenshadow a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In August on a flight to Colorado Springs, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In April I put money in oxnardbrian's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Tuesday I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In October I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-405 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
Andyi_lynn
LOOK... I was Osama!!