1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name of first pet + Street you live on): Birdie Creighton ( Read more... )

So here's how it works: open your choice of music player [itunes, for example] and put it on shuffle. Press play. For every question type the song thats on. And when you go to a new question press the next button. Ready? GO ( Read more... )

So here's how it works: open your choice of music player [itunes, for example] and put it on shuffle. Press play. For every question type the song thats on. And when you go to a new question press the next button. Ready? GO ( Read more... )

You Are an Orange Rose
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http://www.slate.com/id/2137537/?GT1=7932

Ok, so.....um.....yeah.......I just bought a house.

Like a whole one.

With bathrooms and a basement and a yard and an attic and a garage and bedrooms and a kitchen and washer and dryer hook ups and responsibilities and a basement to clean up and grass to mow and a yard to fix up and an attic to finish and a garage to fix and furniture to move and ( Read more... )

The past is so familiar ( Read more... )

100.6, 101.4, 100.4, 101.3, 100.8.

What are these numbers you ask? Why that would be my temperature at random intervals this evening. Being sick sucks. Life sucks.

I'm.............. tired and worn out. My brain is going 90 mph. I can't think as fast as my brain wants to. I keep getting yanked back and forth between my feelings and my thoughts. I know I'm here. Where here is, well now that is not as easy to figure out. It would be nice to feel like my feet were on the ground for once. You know, feet planted ( Read more... )

And you find yourself falling down
But what you don't see is the ground
And then you spend your time wondering
When will it come because it always does.
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