It appears that Orlando and I are not the only two angels to have found love. While I am sad that they have chosen until after Craig's abduction to admit their feelings, I am glad that something positive has come of it. You can look at them and see how much they love one another, even if Craig cannot admit it yet ( Read more... )

*puts his old battle armor on*

*gets out his flaming sword*

We go!

Dear JRM, Claudia, and whom it may concern,

Recently muse_angel was abducted by a certain demon. We would like him returned to Heaven posthaste. Preferrably without any damage to his person.

Sincerely,
Sean, Old Testament Angel

ONE OF OUR OWN IS BEING ATTACKED!

It is to my deep sadness that Angel Jonny has decided to become a recluse. *heavy sigh*

Such things do happen. I hope that he is happy and that he prospers where the Almighty has chosen to place him.

When you are ready, it is time for us to go help with the Peace Talks.

I used to be the Angel of Death. I carried a big flaming sword, I made sulphur rain, I purged Sodom and Gomorra. That was my job ( Read more... )

Where are you?

Has anyone seen Angelic Orlando? I was supposed to meet him on Earth to help with the peace talks but I cannot find him anywhere...

*frantic*

Your Ultimate Purity Score Is... CategoryYour Score Average Self-Lovin'98.3%
Never taken out of the packaging 60.7%Shamelessness100%
76.2% Sex Drive 100%
74.3%Straightness98.2%
Just go fuck something, okay? 39.3% Gayness 100%
78.5%
Fucking Sick99.1%
Refreshingly normal 87.4%
You are 97.19% pure
Average Score: 68.8%

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