When it gets dark we go home

[angiejolie]

Lost in the rapture of orgasmic pleasure. It must be a couple of million years ago since anyone managed to say that with a straight face. Which is really too bad, it makes for nice imagery. I blame cheap romance novels that never even make it as hardback copies sold in places where the only thing you want to get is a newspaper. This is a true story

Comments

[nick_valensi]

Not only is prejudice bad for you, so is reggae.

[angiejolie]

You are so clever, Nick Valensi. Was this update long enough for you?

[nick_valensi]

It was about as long as mine so I think it's good enough.

You're the most clever knife collector I know.

[angiejolie]

I hope you realize it's the longest I've done in ages but then again, why would you.

I'm the only knife collector you know so that isn't saying much, baby.

[ethanhawke]

Why did the singular Naked Blur member leave so soon? I rehearsed my version of a medley from Modern Life... and was going to try to convince him to let me in the band, since everyone around here seems to be Blur crazy.

I'm glad that you had such a good birthday. I'm sure next year will top it. How old will you be then? 25 or 26? ;)

[angiejolie]

Hahaha... no, no, no. There was no Blur member here, just Jonny. The Blur member sent me diamonds and we can only hope he was naked while doing so. I would like to hear that version, this city sadly lacks the Blur.

Very cute. Actually I will be 21 next year. Woohoo.

[ethanhawke]

I suppose it's too late to try to get a role on Trainspotting, isn't it? I don't know, it's been rather blurry for me a few times. It could just be me, though. If you're extra nice, I'll burst into song during filming for you.

It's funny, but you don't look a day over 18.

[angiejolie]

So you're up for a comedian part soon, huh? Stop making fun of all my silly school girl crushes, you are worse than... than oh I don't know. You are all horrible to me. I was afraid I wouldn't get my Ethan fix today since it's our day off :-*

Thank you. Sigh, it makes buying alcohol so hard.

[jonnyleemiller]

You weren't supposed to tell anyone about my mutant arms, dear.

[angiejolie]

Sorry about that. Can't say it was a secret though.

[jonnyleemiller]

It 'twas though. And now I suppose you'll tell them about the location of the secret button as well.

[angiejolie]

I'd rather spill your secrets than mine.

[james_haven]

My god, that icon needs to be blown up and framed and put on display. With a fee for admission. It is the greatest "fuck you" I've ever seen. And I'm saying this because not only did Billy treat you like crap, but he had lousy dress sense. He really did. That man used to give me the vapors, seriously.

[angiejolie]

Computer technology, baby. It's an old picture but the tattoo is almost gone anyway. You are so supportive of my choices.

[james_haven]

Yep - saw it had been photoshopped and had to stop myself from doing cartwheels of joy. My god since when have I been so bitchy oh well.

Would you be terribly angry with me though if I said that even though I completely supported you in marrying him I always thought he wasn't good enough for you? But then there's not many I do think are good enough for you, so that may just be me...

[angiejolie]

I like you bitchy, dear one.

I was just joking. I've never been around anyone more supportive than you. I love your possessiveness, it's my safety net, you know. I'm still dreading the day you'll find your so-called significant other.

[j_casablancas]

My mother used to have those books lying around the bathtub. I guess they were her required reading. I picked one up one time and skimmed through it and it completely disgusted me. Not because it was graphic with too many adjectives but because it was a completely falsified view of love. They try to make wanton lust suddenly turn into an extreme love affair and from most of my encounters with women that doesn't happen. The plot lines are so all over the place. My friend Kim had one and she read me a line from it that was mainly "he pitched a tent over his groin" and to this day when we call each other that's one of the first things we'll say to each other. And then they add the gregarous plotlines involving abortion and that's where I draw the line. I suppose they're fun if you want to read something that's not Blur slash and get your rocks off but I never could see why

[angiejolie]

Someday I'm going to count all the fabulous people in this world and I'm afraid you are going to rank pretty high up on that list. You just took all my thoughts and made so much more sense of them than I ever could and somehow you always do that. I think it's official; I have to stop calling you "kid". Lust and love... definitely. Although I haven't slept with anyone I haven't said I love you to. I know, I'm freaky that way. I brought up the books mainly because... no reason, really. I appreciate your rant. We should have conversations about nothing more often

[j_casablancas]

I'm sure you know more fabulous people than I. I've listened to you talk about most of them in case you've forgotten. I like to think of you as the ying to my yang. I sometimes wish things between us didn't happen the way they did, maybe we could have built something from those first few encounters. I really can't help but wonder about that. Plus you've got the world's greatest eyebrows and there really is no other girl I would give that compliment to. Maybe you'll begin to think of me that way again, who knows.

I'm glad it got there. I mean I did send you some first pressing Strokes rarities and most of our demos so don't take that for granted. And yes the diamonds are real. I was wondering where I'd put that cookie. if you haven't finished it for me, I'd like it back. I bake those cookies only once a year when I'm feeling depressed.

P.S. Notice how I'm not going to comment at all for fear of getting beaten up.