Roses are red. Violets are blue. I love Spectre.

[angiejolie]

My god, I started today with the worst hangover and it only got worse from looking at Natalie Portman's icon. I hate when people update about their hangovers but I rarely drink and I have even fewer hangovers so I think I'm allowed. I went back to bed all miserable, trying to feel sorry for myself but the whole scenario was a little too comical,

Comments

[natalie_portman]

What, this icon? ;)

[angiejolie]

Yes! I still haven't recovered completely, be gentle with me.

[natalie_portman]

I'll try but I can't make any promises or guarantees.

[angiejolie]

That's ok. Any other day and I wouldn't want you to.

[ethanhawke]

Dear God, could you please convince Portman to never use that icon ever again? I was looking at it and it was flashing, then I started to twitch and before long, it was a full blown seizure.

For some reason, it strikes me as a bit odd that you were watching Coyote Ugly.

[angiejolie]

I'll take it up with God later. Now you know how I felt, just add some nausea with it and you're good to go.

What are you talking about, I love that movie! It's adorable and now it's over so I'm sad.

[ethanhawke]

If I hadn't blacked out mid-seizure, there might have been nausea involved. As it is, she is Satan and that icon is further proof of it, regardless of how infinitely adorable she can be.

It is an outstanding film, especially when my girlfriend dances on the bar and carries a baseball bat. Haha. If she ever sees this, you will give her an ego and she will leave me for someone far more interesting.

[angiejolie]

Icon of us! Sigh, I know. She is always mean to me too and I always forgive her any and everything. Haha hi Natalie :-*

Oops, I wasn't aware that was her! Why am I so slow with these things. She is really cute but I mainly watch it for Piper. Blushy face and something about what a closet lesbian I am.

[m_rodriguez]

I also hate when people update about their hangovers yet I have done it. I guess maybe it depends on the context, if you were like "OMGZ YA'LL I am soooooo hungover sobbity" it would have been different. You can save that for your next hangover post.

[angiejolie]

I'm crying. The day I start writing "ya'll" I want you to promise that you'll hack this and delete me out of my misery. I forgot to congratulate you on the new hott username, and that I have never spelled your name wrong because when I have to type it somewhere I used to go to your journal and copy it off so I wouldn't look like a loser. Now you know more about me than you ever wanted to.

[m_rodriguez]

I will unless I hacked you and posted it for you. Thank you I get it wrong every time I log in, it's the greatest tragedy of my otherwise hott life. I like that you're typing my name and I think you should do it more because for the longest time I thought you didn't like me so I didn't say anything to you. And please after months of stalking you that still isn't even possible I mean what who said stalking I didn't.

[ewan_mcgregor]

People who accuse you of being fickle simply do not know you well enough, at least in my opinion. You and I keep missing each other, for the most part, and have been missing each other for several years. It doesn't lessen my regard and love for you. I suppose I'm completely biased when it comes to you, because my best friend loves you more than the sun and the moon put together, and in my eyes, no one will ever be as right for you as he is.

I'm just rambling incoherently. Never mind me. ;-) I'll send you a postcard for Uzbekistan.

[angiejolie]

Ewan, why are you the best thing that has ever happened to me? I would beg you to stop leaving such adorable comments but they make my morning so I can't. I guess if I would describe you I would say you are one of the most, if not the most, genuine persons I have met. I feel really lucky you have taken such a liking to me. I'll take that as evidence I'm going something right. What about Uzbekistan!

[ewan_mcgregor]

Oh, how you make me blush. I rather enjoy leaving such comments for you, so don't expect a shortage any time soon. Thank you for saying that; I think it's one of the best compliments I've ever received. I took a liking to you before I even met you, based on the way Jonny talked about you. If you feel you're going the right way, keep at it. No matter what I'll still be at your side--in spirit, if nothing else. No Uzbekistan? How about Siberia then?

[angiejolie]

I love you so much. Can we please work on a Christian icon for you and then my world will be complete. Remember when I was supposed to get him for christmas? WELL, I AM STILL WAITING! I like Siberia, but it seems like an awful long trip to take just to get a postcard. Insert inappropriate comment about how I should come along and keep you warm. I just crossed some kind of creepy line, I know you can appreciate.

[jonnyleemiller]

You did hate it though. Secretly. You're listening to The Smiths and I'm going to pretend that's my doing. That man above me speaks the truth but you know, he's also a wanker. A lot to say here but I'll say it later.

[angiejolie]

I did no such thing! Don't speak ill of Ewan, I may have to disown you and you wouldn't want that. And you're right, you gave me this CD. I'll say it elsewhere too then.

No actually, screw that. This weekend felt really right and I know I spent like an hour trying to explain that and I still haven't come up with a simple answer. I guess that means there is none and we should just stay like this.

[jonnyleemiller]

I'm allowed to speak ill of him. He actually enjoys it.

I really want to reply to this in a serious manner, but it's just not possible right now. Oh, and the X Files is great, but you know predictable me, the soundtrack to the movie was even better. Haha I'm coming over right now, I hope you don't mind.