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[angiejolie]

I am terrified to update and not update right now so here goes nothing. First of all, I spend a lot of my time out in the JUNGLE and various small villages that don't see computers as their main priority. They are more concerned with things like water. But it's that time of the year again, movie opening, parties to attend so I'll be spending a

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[nicole___kidman]

I learned to put tabloids behind me, and now I simply don't even glance at them when I'm out buying groceries. It is ridiculous what the media did to you and Brad, but they are sharks and will do anything to sell papers. It's good to have you back ;-*

[angiejolie]

It's good to have you back! My friends list is always empty without the redhead. I hate complaining but I'm secretly giddy you can relate ;)

[nicole___kidman]

we all need to vent every now and then, nothing to be ashamed of.

I can relate more than you think, love.

[jfcasablancas]

i just wanted to say hello :-*

[angiejolie]

Hello, my gorgeous-but-married ;)

[jfcasablancas]

i wish i was married to you instead

[angiejolie]

Cutest comment ever :'(

[damon__albarn]

I just roll my eyes whenever I see anything about you and that movie. Is the JUNGLE as interesting as ever?

I don't think anyone invented the exit sign. I think it started out with "Do not enter" or "this is a wall, you daft cunt" and progressed to the exit one.

[angiejolie]

You are the only one allowed to make fun of my randomly capitalized words. The JUNGLE is great, you should come visit. According to rumors I have bought the whole town now, I secretly plan to take over the world; one Asian village at the time.

No, I really think someone invented it. There is so much stuff I wish I had invented but it's hard to come up with something new.

[damon__albarn]

I make fun of everything about you so of course I get to make fun of the randomly capitalised words too. It doesn't surprise me that you love the JUNGLE so much. Next you'll be trying to buy mountains.

I'm telling you no one invented it. I'd love to have been the person that invented that pot that lets you drain your pasta.

[angiejolie]

I was thinking an ocean first but you're right, I do lack mountains.

I'm telling you, someone did. Someone has copyrighted that little white man running for the door and I'm going to start a women's rights lawsuit and demand that 50% of all exit signs get a skirt added to them.

[rachel_l_weisz]

Who knows what sets the tabloids off but I know they can be so tenacious once they get a scent; so I can well appreciate how this is tainting your experience of the upcoming movie promotion.

[angiejolie]

Thank you. I think photo manipulation is crossing the line because then it's not even about you anymore only this persona, puppet, they invent. There's that word again. Damn it, I can't even invent myself!

[kate__winslet]

First, that icon is fantastic. Second, I hate the tabloids. They say so much about nothing at all. They know nothing and they use big words to make it sound like they do. I've had my share of troubles with them and it's part of the reason I prefer to just hide out these days. I'd say ignore it all but I know that's so hard. You're amazing though, and of course you're not dating Brad Pitt, you're dating me, what are they talking about?

[angiejolie]

Helllooooo girlfriend :-* I see Scarlett has a girlfriend now, when are we going public? The picture is from Pakistan and they made me wear that... garment. I like it, for contrast. Where are you hiding out?

[kate__winslet]

Hellooooo baby :-* We can go public whenever you want, can we cuddle at the premieres? You look really cute in that...garment, though. I'm hiding out in London, well, my house in the Cotswolds, really, where are you?

[angiejolie]

I am somewhere pretending not to exist on the British isles too! We should do that together, if you don't mind a house guest and all. And really, from now on I'm only going to see good movies which means all my premieres are out of the question but I'd love to be your date to yours.