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[angiejolie]

I am terrified to update and not update right now so here goes nothing. First of all, I spend a lot of my time out in the JUNGLE and various small villages that don't see computers as their main priority. They are more concerned with things like water. But it's that time of the year again, movie opening, parties to attend so I'll be spending a

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[j_garner]

I never really had to deal with tabloids before they started following me everywhere because of Ben. It's like you're looking at someone else, doing something you never did. I may have been shopping there that day and wearing that, but that girl isn't me, it's someone that people care where she shops and what she buys. Very surreal in alot of ways.
I just saw you on the cover of Vanity Fair, looking gorgeous. I don't know why the press hasn't uncovered our lesbian affair yet, we even won an award encouraging us or something like that a year or so ago. :-*

[angiejolie]

That must be so crazy, since it's because of your choice of boyfriend and all. And I'm sorry but as much as I respect you, I still love those Affleck jokes ;) Seriously though, have you asked him why he can only act when Kevin Smith is around?

OMG lesbian love affair encouragement! I had totally forgotten about that. I will check with my girlfriend and then get back to you asap ;)

[j_garner]

hahaha I love the Affleck jokes! He keeps insisting it's that Kevin can only direct when he's around or something. He's considering wearing the Daredevil tights again, which is going to be too funny for me to stand I think.

I found the award i had saved just the other day, it's insane looking and i was like OMG we still haven't had our affair! Just tell her I'm willing to be one of those you meet in hotel rooms and won't expect to come on dates with the two of you. ;)

[angiejolie]

I BEG TO DIFFER! Jersey Girl was so awful, I was like embarrassed on Kevin's behalf but I'm willing to overlook that because of what they have given us in the past. Daredevil. Wow. He should just quit acting all together, the only reason people went to see Electra was because of you and let's just say he's no you ;)

hahaha my slutty reputation :-[ but all modesty aside, I'd love to!

[bieljessica]

you are cute.

[angiejolie]

sometimes i go and just stare at your icons.

[bieljessica]

i do the same for you. :[

[cruisetom]

Tabloids are never easier to deal with, too. The more they're printed, the more they irritate you.

I think you should still go with the Back to the Future thing. The only problem is that you'd somehow make it sexy and that could lead to a lot of awkward glances from people.

[mila_kunis]

Seth Green and I tried to get in the tabloids by saying I was cheating on Mack Culkin with him, but no one cared AT ALL.

Exit Signs creation are credited to a company not one guy which is totally disappointing. I was hoping there was a Mr. Exit somewhere in need of a young bride.

[sanoe_lake]

take me with you :(

[angiejolie]

to the jungle?