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...did I manage to swing free tickets to go see DAvid Sedaris. Am I imagining this? So help me god, if you pinch me and I wake up, I will kick you in the goodies ( Read more... )

The people who wrapped the Reichstag were only fourteen rows ahead of me.


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who didn't just add that baaaaaaaaabyanimals group that LJ is highlighting.

I am a dork. I like baby animals. Sue me. Baby animals keep me from killing people. SO thank baaaaaaaaaabyanimals for me sparing your life today.

-the end-

I really like you now and it's all fucked up. Truly and sadly, all fucked up. You came over here. You touched my hair. I swooned. Then you were gone. I wish you weren't so sad right now because I'm sad about it, too. I'm leaving you for a while. I need a week. You need a lifetime. We'll never be on the same page, reading the same passages, ( Read more... )

( This is where you are supposed to cut me off... )

...and this is then mood I'm in...


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( I hope you weren't expecting good news... )

( What have I gotten myself into? )