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animalhusbandry

11th Random Encounter - Stage 5

Jul 13, 2011 21:43

[Having inhaled perhaps a little too deeply upon walking outside for the first time today, Red Mage heads straight back inside and hits the telephones.]

Citizens of Mayfield! It is I, Red Mage! I appear to have botched my Will save in a most spectacular fashion! Which is strange, because I don't recall setting off any magical traps today or ( Read more... )

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notsaul July 14 2011, 02:43:28 UTC

You're a fucking idiot, aren't you.

animalhusbandry July 14 2011, 02:44:52 UTC

My Intelligence score says otherwise.

notsaul July 14 2011, 03:02:21 UTC

No, I'm pretty sure you're an idiot. Like, you're actively trying to be one. It's pretty fucking weird.

animalhusbandry July 14 2011, 03:04:58 UTC

Well, then, that must make me a skilled actor. Which is impressive, because I didn't even put points into that.

ooeeooahah July 14 2011, 02:57:52 UTC

...I should get the fire department hose you down the street.

animalhusbandry July 14 2011, 03:01:53 UTC

It'll take more than a blast from a hose to defeat me.

ooeeooahah July 14 2011, 03:05:33 UTC

True enough, they've washed your brain and I can't do a thing with it.

animalhusbandry July 14 2011, 03:10:36 UTC

I assure you, I have no idea what you're talking about.

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darkevangel July 14 2011, 03:42:07 UTC

. . . . . . . .

What.

animalhusbandry July 14 2011, 20:28:58 UTC

I know, it's quite shocking.

darkevangel July 15 2011, 02:39:32 UTC

You're not making any sense.

animalhusbandry July 15 2011, 04:12:56 UTC

You'd be surprised how often I get that.

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a_crazygirl July 14 2011, 12:48:05 UTC

[GLORY HALLELUJAH]

Oh, well, isn't that too bad.

animalhusbandry July 14 2011, 20:29:18 UTC

I'm oddly comfortable with this new revelation, myself.

a_crazygirl July 15 2011, 16:08:12 UTC

You should be! And don't worry, we accept you just as you are.

animalhusbandry July 15 2011, 16:38:02 UTC

I'll try much harder next time.

HOUSE ACTION h-haha lemme know if that's not okay! puppeteerings July 14 2011, 15:51:27 UTC

[Hey RM, hear that sound?

No wait, you shouldn't. The line went completely quiet; you can't even hear your own breath. ...Or well, it gave you a flat tone as if you've been hung up on, before the line died completely as if the phone was shut off.

And now things smell lightly burnt. Sure wife smokes a lot, but this is different. What...

Oh look.

The phone cord has been burned through, somehow.

Touko's just chilling on the couch, smoking and flipping through the papers. Ordinary day, totally.]

animalhusbandry July 14 2011, 20:29:52 UTC

[Red Mage picks up the burnt phone line, inspecting it closely.]

There's a fire mage in our midst!

puppeteerings July 15 2011, 02:04:24 UTC

[Your "wife" will just keep flipping through that paper.

Pausing here and there to use the ashtray and get a sip of coffee, from that mug that's also sitting on the table.

That's pretty much it yep...]

animalhusbandry July 15 2011, 04:12:35 UTC

Well, since the telephone is broken, perhaps I'll go to the park and announce my communist tendencies to the people gathered there. People should know about this!

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