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Today I comandeered one of those mobility scooters that old folk use to get themselves from A to B. It was in my neighbour's garage and she has gone on a trip with other old folk to Barcelona, to play Bingo or something. I took it for a little trip around the neighbourhood, waving at several people as I went. It was quite exciting, and I felt like ( Read more... ) -
A lot of non-bullshit.
I never do these things, but this one was cute:
You can find the template for this here.
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Napoleon likes Weezer.
I got my internet back, hoorah!
Anyway... me and my pal Andrew were recently at a concert when we I spotted a boy who looked like Napoleon Dynamite hanging out in the crowd. HERE HE IS:
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Lesbian Twins
Hoorah. I woke up this morning and decided to take a trip to the 10 minute store to check if my money had gone in that would allow me to buy tickets to go and see TEGAN + SARA the day after my birthday. I was delighted to see that I could now afford tickets, so I went home and got on the phone to 100Club in London.
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Wish List(s)
My mother handed me a sheet of paper, explaining that nobody knew what to get me for my birthday, and that I should just write down everything that I wanted and not worry about the cost of it or the trouble people would have to go to get it just to "trigger off some ideas" or "paint a clearer picture".
Here's attempt numero uno:
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That's some real conversation for your ass!!
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks,
lick on these nuts and suck the dick.
My grandfather is paying for my driving lessons for my birthday. I'm petrified. Not only do I not want to learn to drive, but I wanted that cash to spend on my run-away trip to Spain. It's going to be amazing, I know it, but I'm going to be chalky forever. The cost of ( Read more... ) -
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I need to think of some original, witty titles.
At the end of this entry leave me a comment and set me a task to take a picture of something. I'll have a week to take the requested pictures and then I'll post them all in this entry. Think of something original that's not impossible for me to do. If you own a camera, tell me, and I'll request a picture from you. Please, please, please leave me a ( Read more... )
