I just got an email from Luca Turilli.

Just saying.

 FEAR ME . . . oh . . . . . . TREEEEEEEE!

Honestly, this little clip may well be my favorite four and a half minutes of television ever.  "Your stupid mind!  Stupid!!"  Really, it brings out the snooty little eight year old in me every time. ^_^

SAAAAAAANDWICHESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.......

Joe: Wait, I read something.  It's a website, it was on a website . . . wait, no, it was THIS bottle of water!

Joe is becoming a Saturday Morning Tradition. :)

Um.

. . . . . . . . . . . . no.

"Napoleon was never that cute!"--Sue Rahnema

Me: Joe, why do you have toothpaste on the back of your neck?

Joe: I told you: telepathy! I had to brush my brain!

Hey, all of you who still have a vestige or two of faith in humanity still huddling in the far recesses of your hearts that you'd like to clear out to make room for a new decorative lamp, I have a story ( Read more... )

Well, my friends, it is once again the time of year here at Ye Olde Ackermane Librarye (and at Ye Olde OSUE Librariese Ine Generale) where we have to record like all questions we treat from patrons. In the spirit of things, I thought I would regale you with some highlights from this year and years past. Why? Because it's really easy to pick out ( Read more... )

Mike: Sooooooooooo . . . what'd you do last night?

Michele: I went to the Waffle House.

Mike: Oh yeah? What'd ya eat?

Michele: . . . . . . . . . . waffles. o_O

Three Canadian blondes died and found themselves standing before St.Peter. He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had to tell him what Easter represented. The first blonde said, “Easter is a holiday where they have a big feast and we give thanks and eat turkey.” St. Peter said, “Noooooo,” and he banished her to Hell ( Read more... )