Anthony Goldstein:

Surprise, surprise, it's your "Secret Sorcerer." Aren't you lucky.

What would you like then?

~Me

Dear Harry Potter,

You haven't replied to my letter and it makes me very sad. All week I've worried that I've said something to upset you, and I couldn't possibly think what it might be. Then, just this morning I woke up when it was still dark to realise with horror that I crossed my 't's rather offensively! I have only myself to blame. You are ( Read more... )

Hello!

This is your Secret Sorcerer. I'm afraid I don't know you very well so I was wondering what sort of things you might like for the holidays, or in general, really?

Signed,
Your Secret Sorcerer

Hello,

I was wondering what sort of things you'd like. I'm your Secret Sorcerer, by the way.

So.

What sort of things d'you want, then?

Um hi,

So I'm supposed to get you something. Uh, I don't even know you, so what things do you like? It needs to be cheap. What about sweets? Do you like those? Or books or something?

Help me out here.

Your Secret Sorcerer

To Terry Boot:

You're no help.

Fondly yours,

Your Secret Sorcerer.

Lovegood,

"Surprise me" is hardly an answer. If you don't want something unpleasant, I'm going to need a list of items or at least an idea or two of what you would like. Only one day of shopping, remember?

Abbott,

Whatever you've done to put Draco in a snit better be fixed by Saturday.

Called "stupid" by none other than 1/2 of the infamous King Kong Combo, well if that doesn't buggar belief! And now you're asking for a proper letter--as if you could even read it. Complain all you like about my last note, I'm the one being forced to buy a present for an ingrate who can barely grunt his own name.

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