Ummmm......Anti-Joke Battle

[anonymous_ip]

Picture Battle is over, Justin has won. So here is a quick update. I went to Eric's house yesterday. He gave me my late birthday present, a necklace and a braclet. We are having a sleepover tomorrow will be grand.

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[anonymous_ip]

I was going to post this as my joke, but everyone has heard it:

One day little Timmy came home from school very excited. He had figured out just what he wanted to be when he grew up! Little Timmy ran up to his mother and said "Mommy, mommy, I know what I want to be when I grow up. I want to be a fireman!"

Little Timmy's mother said "Timmy, you have terminal cancer, you're not going to grow up."

Dead baby jokes

[ballsackbiscuit]

Q - How do you get 10 babies into one bucket?

A - A blender

Q - How do you get those babies out of the bucket?

A - Tortilla chips.

[anonymous_ip]

Nice Steve. There is nothing I enjoy more than eating babies. Except maybe a Hellen Keller joke.

Q: How come Helen Keller can't have kids??
A: Because she's DEAD!

[sage55]

1: Knock, Knock

2: Who's there?

1: Shut the fuck up.

2: Shut the fuck up who?

1: You.

[anonymous_ip]

One day little Bobby goes up to his father while he is sitting down reading the newspaper, and asks him a very serious question.
Dad, why do I have hair growing in unusual places lately?

Well son you see you are a horrible liar. Everyone knows you are getting kemo therapy and can't possible be growing any hair.

-anonymous_ip

[ballsackbiscuit]

One day this man went up to the roof of his apartment building. A little boy was at the edge, looking down, and crying. The man asked "What's wrong kid?" the kid replies "My mother and father jumped off here earlier today." So the man pulls down his pants and says "This really isn't your day kid."

[errka]

i have seen that bracelet around my house. i thinks its my brothers maybe.weirdddd