If You Have Problems with Poop Stories, Don't Read This

Apr 12, 2004 12:11

One night ago, I was getting ready for bed and I had to take my nightly poop. This is necessary in order to be completely relaxed and have a good night's sleep. Those of you who don't cleanse the pipes before bed really need to try it. Very therapeutic. Anyhoo, there I am taking my time listening to the radio, eating a Hostess Apple Pie and ( Read more... )

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frannymchot April 12 2004, 12:33:05 UTC
I don't know what's worse. The fact that you posted about that, or that I read it all the way through.

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HA! anothabrownface April 12 2004, 12:34:11 UTC
Your face is worse. Boo Ya!

love drew

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hahahahaha allapologies1 April 12 2004, 15:39:44 UTC
god, u crack me up drew! but, i am still very uncomfortable about the fact that i just read ur story bout taking a shit...and yea. but it's okie. cuz, well, it amused me nonetheless. lol

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ihitonyourmom April 12 2004, 19:30:23 UTC
I;m not a fan of poop. I wish it just didn't happen.

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If you're talking about logic... magicpimp April 13 2004, 08:55:22 UTC
I noticed you mentioned logic, but I also I found nowhere in that post about a bidet(sp?) you know that thing that shoots water in your ass...to clean...and arouse...and drink from...and amuse children.

THAT'S LOGICAL!

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Re: If you're talking about logic... anothabrownface April 14 2004, 09:24:15 UTC
We can all take a lesson from this post, kids. #1- Joe is funny and make funny comments. #2- Joe responds in an equally disturbing yet stunningly different angle for cleaning poo. #3- Is this really how you want your life to turn out? I love you Joe.

drew

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Poop wiggawhat April 16 2004, 14:14:47 UTC
I've been reading Drew's posts/letters/journals/rants for a lonnnggggggg time now, and I've finally been inspired to comment. Kudos to Drew for the poop tale. Everyone needs their nightly "constitutional." The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire!
http://www.poopreport.com/Stories/Content/smooth.html

P.S. Orthodox Jews aren't allow to tear paper on the Sabbath, so they prepare many ready-to-use sheets on Friday night. If they under-guesstimate, they are shit out o' luck.

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Re: Poop anothabrownface April 16 2004, 16:03:54 UTC
I appreciate the apprectiation my friend, but if I may be so bold, who are you? I just like to know my readers/friend's names. Gracias.

drew

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