Listen, you bitches. There hasn't been nearly enough posting about me lately. So I'm just going to have to do it myself ( Read more... )

Sie ließ mich wieder. Meine Mutter ist gerade vom Vaterland zurückgekommen. Dumme Dirne. Ich scheiße auf ihrem Kopf.


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my mom's in los angeles again so i'm at my dad's grandparent's house. ahh, los angeles. the city of brotherly love.
i've been very busy with spandex mittens and pony beads. you wouldn't understand.

My mom is sooooooooo busy. Last week of class and such. Man she's gonna get it. I'm gonna snuggle with her until she can't take it anymore. This morning I turned myself into a ball and clicked my beak and tried to look super cute, but she was late for work! All I got was a lousy kiss on the cheek!

Man.
I'm gonna poop on her favorite hat.

my dad just came from boston to pick me up in queens and drop me off in connecticut. because he thought i was lonely with mom away. what an idiot. i threw a walnut at him. and laughed heartily.

i miss my mom.
man am i pissed.

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mehh.

I'm dictating this to Storm because I can't type for shit. Because I'm a bird ( Read more... )